They pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. They took their owl fuckin' feathery cloaca out and they pissed on my FUCKING wife, and they said their beak was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Hexbear.com. Dirt_Owl, you got a small beak. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. 
And guess what? Here's what my beak looks like.
That's right, baby. Tall points, no feathers, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. They fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get!
i will not stand for this dirt owl slander! i will sit for it and enjoy the show