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Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?
Personally I'm thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.
How about you comrades?
I want to be one of those generic goons from Double Dragon, or perhaps Final Fight or Streets of Rage
I'm the guy who has to watch the mayor's daughter while the other goons go off to fight Guy and Cody.
Whip type, flying kick type, punchy type, or big barrel through a crowd type?
Livin' that Abobo life for sure
Smoooooth.
And he is a canon New Yorker.