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Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?

Personally I'm thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.

How about you comrades?

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

People will buy [groceries, which usually rely on abundant shelf storage space and refrigeration and the trust of name-recognition and the advantage of a fixed, predictable location] at below-market prices and resell them

I'll be part of the gang that buys up produce to resell it, but to keep it from spoiling, stores it in brine and then carts it around on rickshaws at zero cost to sell in the black market, proving this abstract model of economics right.

This gang is known asthe Pickle Ricks.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 2 points 42 minutes ago
[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm joining the Atom Cats. I want sweet power armor.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 2 points 43 minutes ago

One of the best patches of all time.

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 21 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

If Zorhan does half the shit these out of touch billionaires think hes going to do, i'll move to nyc in an instant

Also lmao that alot of the bad effects they are warning about are already happening under capitalism

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 20 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

These people are going to do this. They will send people to steal from these stores and make a silly ebay listing. If that doesn't work they'll send people to poison the food in the stores. NYC is going to need a lot of help from leftists to make these projects work.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

I am definitely going to pay shipping and handling costs for 3 boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese and a 1-pound pack of chicken breasts. Public grocery stores will never compete with this.

Any day now, the eBay stores will start accepting food stamps.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, we're gonna need some kind of community safety plan for each one of these stores worked out with the people who live around them or something

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 37 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Stores will sell goods at below cost

People will steal from stores without fear of reprisal

Spoken like someone who definitely understands why people steal food to begin with.

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Also why would there be no reprisal, its still illegal to steal from there. Or are you saying the cops just won't give a shit because its not private capital? Hmm?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 22 points 7 hours ago

People steal more food the more affordable it is :very-smart:

[–] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

What you don't realize is Bill Ackman literally dumps his actual, evil plans straight onto social media through himself or surrogates. This guy has unlimited resources, he's a billionaire.

This isn't a hypothetical it's an actual plan to destroy this as a possibility. Inject "we will pay people to x" in front of most of these bullet points. They pay people to sabotage this and create this city-wide food desert so they can destroy any spark of socialist hope and make the citizens of NYC beg to be saved by the oligarchs.

i'm not even joking. These guys have such egos they can't actually do smokey back room planning they just put it all out there and laugh at us because we can't do shit about it.

Or maybe not even laugh, they just don't see a need for secrecy because they have never known as single obstacle to anything they do in their entire living memory.

(i'm not saying everything is a billionaire conspiracy but always look at stuff like this as trial balloons. even if they don't hand out cash to shoplifters there are other ways to arrange things to fail)

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

The guy who tweeted this doesn't understand economics and especially doesn't understand microeconomics of grocery stores.

You are not going to have a small-scale player enter the industry to disrupt it. You need a large facility, and you need bulk logistics. Every item sold carries the embodied labor cost of how much time people's hands are touching it. If you are just buying items off the public grocery shelves one at a time, you are (at least) doubling your shipping labor, tripling your stocking labor by unstocking and restocking it, (at least) doubling the point-of-sale labor, and using incredibly ineffective logistics by loading up a van instead of a semi trailer. You would be making a negative profit. Retail purchase as a supply method really doesn't hold a candle to wholesale. Not to mention that the inelastic good of food is extremely cheap, and the only food items that would respond to market dynamics are inelastic ones.

I work in grocery/retail, and understanding these things is part of why I stay at this job.

Even if you make the huge assumption that food gets sold substantially below equilibrium prices, buying and reselling is not just a matter of pushing a button, like it is on the stock market, and it doesn't necessarily make sense to try to chase after that discrepancy. I kind of wish these fuckers would try to do something like this and invest a lot of money into it because it would fail very quickly and very consistently. You'd need to pump a huge amount of money to keep it afloat, and that money would go into hiring lots more people, reducing the reserve of labor and driving up labor prices. You'd also open yourself up to "oops, I bought 8 items at the BigAppleMart on 53rd Street but 2 of them were 'damaged' in transit in my car" and "oops, I got held up by a gang as I was pulling in to the JohnGaltMart and they stole my entire cargo, please hire private security at a 1:1 ratio of actual GaltMart employees"

[–] Des@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

oh i know it's all BS (i also been in the industry for a long time, from stocker to manager with access to financials and back again, and now nascent union organizer... shh that one is a secret)

that's why I said they are just laying out their plans for sabotage. these plans aren't realistic. they are designed to stoke fear into chuds and "personal responsibility" libs but have no basis in reality. nobody is going to actually make a criminal cottage industry out of this.

I kind of wish these fuckers would try to do something like this and invest a lot of money into it because it would fail very quickly and very consistently.

oh you know they are going to try, just to make a point and try to make this fail. it would be ironic if they create some kind of sabotage based grocery chain and drive up everyone's wages. right now the industry is so brutal. our DM came by to try to figure out why all the good people are leaving and get ahead of unionization/wild cat striking. meanwhile i've been letting everyone know what their actual effective wage would be if this were an entirely worker owned company.

but i digress and yes I could see Ackman and his cohorts doing some ridiculous, fumbling moves by throwing money at this in an attempt to destroy it and just wasting money. because they are so, so bad at the very system they benefit from. it's more likely they'll just have Zohran killed or deported

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I will join The Order ob Beanis beanis NYC will be engulfed by beanis plants completely and everyone will be forced to truly live the bean.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago

Honestly surprised it took this long to get a benis response.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 43 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

“Poor porky will be unable to compete”.

Why are porks entitled to comfort and somehow comfort is good for porky but the workers should be subjected to austerity?

I’ll tell porky what he regularly tells me. “Uhhhh, kiddo. That sounds like a YOU problem!”

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 21 points 9 hours ago

Agreed, now let's repeat it while they have to walk out onto the ice or face our spears and maces made from deconstructed anti-homeless architecture.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 26 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

There are 17 states with Alcoholic Beverage Controls who operate state-run liquor stores. I guess it's true that private liquor stores are unable to compete, because they're illegal, but there hasn't been a liquor shortage in what, 92 years?

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 24 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention thousands of military and diplomatic commisaries.

The military commissaries are now struggling with frequent liquor shortages as a result of a Pete Hegseth

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 29 points 9 hours ago

Chuds: BIDEN MADE EGGS TOO EXPENSIVE, TRUMP WILL FIX THE ECONOMYfrothingfash

Also chuds: WHAT? YOU CAN'T JUST SUBSIDIZE GROCERIES, WHAT ABOUT THE SMOL BEAN BUSINESS OWNERS?frothingfash

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 14 points 8 hours ago

warriors... come out and plaaaaay

[–] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 65 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It's funny he thinks he lives in a world where people aren't currently stealing from grocery stores.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 hours ago

I've definitely increased the amount I steal from grocery stores since November

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 22 points 9 hours ago

Porks are unable to blame themselves.

The current cost of living crisis is literally because there currently are shortages, and porky’s been publicly laughing and rolling in dough.

Not one of them have thought “ok, maybe we pushed our luck.”

[–] picklemeister@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

idk, the moonrunners, maybe the electric eliminators

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

Sucker for a shiny jacket.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Combatribes had some of the absolute best gang names so I will be joining the Motorcycle Nuclear Warheads or the Slash Skate Screamers

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

True. I remember two bosses call Salamander and one that I think was unfortunately just called Swastika.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

Motorcycle Nuclear Warheads reminds of that guy from Snow Crash.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I'm gonna join whatever crew doesn't instantly kick me out for doing the beer-bottles-on-fingers bit from the Warriors

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago

Don't worry, there's gonna be an entire crew just of people doing the beer bottles on fingers bit from the Warriors

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In Zohran's post-apocolyptic utopia we will all come out to play.

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[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 48 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Funny. Everyone wants to be all "people will blame capitalism when bad things happen" but then can't understand that the problems they're worried about would literally only happen because of capitalism. Ugh, liberals.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago

Smh you commies want to blame capitalism for all your problems just because it's the system creating all the problems, while free thinkers like me know it's actually a secret marxist trans cabal or something.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but once Zohran's New York falls they'll all be hiding in a fortified version of the New York Public library, using the books for heat instead of knowledge, and surviving on pigeon meat from the rooftops. Them broadcasting printed out Reddit posts via the emergency alarm system will be annoying but they won't be much threat anymore.

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[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

So... What actually causes the food shortages?

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Private grocery stores cannot compete and go out of business.

And the public ones just, don't expand to take over the demand because well... erm... I mean... I suppose they can't because... well... THEYRE EVILL SOCIALLISTS! STARVATION IS THE POINT! THEYLL STARVE US ALL BECUASSE COMMNUNISM WORSE THAN HITTLER 5BAJILLION DEAD!!!!!

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 18 points 9 hours ago

Ah, I see. Only having one brand of tinned tomatoes is WORSE than death anyway.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

Something something the private sector is more efficient.

Man I hope NYC turns into Necromunda

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

Imma join the gang that worships gasoline and bullets... wait...

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 27 points 11 hours ago

Yea my guy you are right. Scalpers, thefts, food shortage, all of these are problems solved by capitalism

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 50 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

People will buy goods at below-market prices and resell them

The markets understander has logged on.

[–] sgtlion@hexbear.net 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Once they open these stores, absolutely everyone will buy their groceries from Shady Joe's Discount Foods of Unstated Origin! Especially the people who can afford food from private stores.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 7 hours ago

Especially when there's the government run stores even cheaper RIGHT THERE.

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