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Dutch is beautiful (lemmy.world)
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[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

First question: no, best we can do is force you to build dykes.

Second question: we wouldn’t actually visit you, we would hire your neighbors to subdue you.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

First question: no, best we can do is force you to build dykes.

*dikes

Then again, this being Lemmy maybe you meant it as written!

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 days ago

Both spellings can mean wall for holding back water, and things spelled with a "y" are 20% cooler.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Bummer! Although an update to our water management infrastructure would be welcome.