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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you implement your healthcare system in your colonies? Also how likely are the colonizers to marry the locals and produce tall offspring?

Asking for a friend.

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

First question: no, best we can do is force you to build dykes.

Second question: we wouldn’t actually visit you, we would hire your neighbors to subdue you.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Bummer! Although an update to our water management infrastructure would be welcome.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First question: no, best we can do is force you to build dykes.

*dikes

Then again, this being Lemmy maybe you meant it as written!

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

Both spellings can mean wall for holding back water, and things spelled with a "y" are 20% cooler.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

Dutch one is still semi private