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[–] Igilq@szmer.info 80 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 22 hours ago

Just assume they're joking and think on it no further.

Do not Google anything!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.

[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Some peehole just don't know when to stop.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Amazon sells a ribbed one...

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago

*begrudgingly slow-claps*

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...

[–] BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

It's cause the other holes are full.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[–] Civil_Liberty@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 14 points 1 day ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the 'sounding' name.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ahh thank you. can they use it like rebar and have sex while its inserted?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not recommended. Unless you get a flexible silicone sound. But I find those quite boring.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what do you find not boring? the only thing i'm familiar with is a tenga flip hole.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno a lot of stuff I guess. You ever tried a real strong massage gun right to the front of your shaft?

I got a tenga flip once and thought it was shit. Actual fleshlight brand toys are the best imo.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

thanks, i liked the flip because you control the vacuum/tightness.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

The name comes from Depth Sounding (Link is completely SFW) It has the same meaning as "probing".

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Alfred Charles Kinsey, of Kinsey Reports fame, was into sounding and at least once put a toothbrush up his own urethra... with the coarse end first.