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If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: "leave", then anon is better off without her.
If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.
tbh I'd probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.
People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they'll be sitting ducks otherwise!
No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.
Why
You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.
Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?
Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?
Fainting isn't going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.
Someone better than me with more training will come by!
At least call cops or something my dude :)
Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?
Yea, I'm not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.
Depends. Some people just absolutely cannot handle blood under any circumstances.
Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”
Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.
Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?
Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)
If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin
When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words