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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fainting isn't going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

Someone better than me with more training will come by!

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At least call cops or something my dude :)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?