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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 days ago

When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words