I’m just hoping that as co-head of D.O.G.E. (Bleh), Elon does something so ineptly corrupt that the SEC absolutely buries him and Trump is so annoyed by him that he doesn’t step in to intervene.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

other parts of the federal government are just going to legalize corruption if that happens

[–] SocialistDovahkiin@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It isn't already legalized? Could've fooled me

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

you gotta keep up the figleaf and elon basically already broke that by only accepting applications from twitter blue users

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think there's no way a new Dept get's made or Elon actually get's a cabinet position.

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

they've said it's gonna be non government so just the highest paid consultant in the country presumably

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Trump seizes elons 400b doll hairs and distributes it to the people in a stimulus check