MiraculousMM

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[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"This means there's not gonna be fighting in the world anymore. All the Russians are dying."

what-the-hell What the fuck michael-laugh

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

it would mean that Twitter's algorithm would have gone completely bananas.

Elon forced a ton of backend changes that have noticeably fucked with the site, one of the first thing he did when taking over was straight up removing ~80% of backend processes he deemed "useless" despite having zero knowledge of how the site actually works. Combine that with his regular boosting of chud conspiracy accounts and the proliferation of scam and porn advertisers on the site, and it doesn't seem out of the question at all for new Twitter users to get the shit in the OP pushed on them unprompted.

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

brb moving to Italy to cure my chronic constipation fake-peppino-run

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No one would object if a chattel-slave killed his owners or a holocaust camp victim started blasting Nazis.

Unfortunately libs absolutely would depending on the situation

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

This is working for me, super simple to install too.

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I smell a new tagline!

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Unemployment payments are based on what you were making at your previous job (iirc its like 40% of your previous weekly pay depending on the state). So if you were barely getting by before, unemployment will do basically nothing. In terms of how long you can last, that entirely depends on whether or not you have savings, because UI alone won't cut it for anyone with actual bills to pay.

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk I got a good chuckle out of the GPS one. Most of that sub is pretty bad though, can't argue with that

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Consent manufacturing machine go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I was in the "gifted and talented" program as a kid and all it meant was I got more homework lmao. Good thing I loved reading and actually enjoyed being assigned novel chapters

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