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edit: everyone, this is obviously fake

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[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

North Macedonia observing no shit November

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

How does practically everyone in an entire country shit 7+ times a day? Have Italians not discovered fiber?

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

its all the spaghett. People weren't made for wh'eat.

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

brb moving to Italy to cure my chronic constipation fake-peppino-run

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

If my boss asks why I'm away from my desk so often, just tell her I'm Italian

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

moving to Italy to get 90 paid shittin breaks at work every day

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

aint no way

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Data is heckin' beautiful ppb-gigachad

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Assuming 15 minutes per shit Italians spend almost 14 hours shitting per week.

[–] context@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

thank you for coming to my shit post

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I LOVE UNSOURCED DATA!

spongebob-i-fucking-love O

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

This is obviously fake, you can tell because it says British people shit less than six times a day

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

This could have been the only funny post on the fake news comm.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are turds considered sites of world heritage?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

You clearly haven't seen my turds.

[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some MFers doing 1 shit per week.

How?

Some anti-italian-action MFers doing 55+ shits per week.

HOW?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

North Macedonians confirmed to be snake/owl/whatever animal that digests a whole meal over the course of a week people. Same for Baltics and Irish.

[–] milistanaccount09@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Are they all on opiates??