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Their plan is to do something democrats have never done before: wag their fingers while saying i told you so

id do a murder

holy shit, i think we've cracked the code: america loves clowns, and we need to run the clowniest, jokerliest candidates if we ever want to win electoralism

I really hope everyone everywhere who unfortunately has liberals in their life makes sure to constantly point out the incessant and desperate attempts at ratfucking and how weirdly coincidental that the democrats only and always do this when it's an actual left wing candidate, but those exact same people expect us to support their right wing ghouls "to beat the republicans"

"Stole*

it was a job, they did work

i choose to believe that hexbear user who said they campaigned for him a few years ago wouldn't have campaigned for a loser and i believe their assertion that he is even hiding his power level. why? idk why not fuck everything at least he hasn't disappointed me so far like Bernie

ohhhhhhhhhhh but they're gonna!

if this is a for real question no, the guy speaking is basically Goku's Dad but if they had mustaches instead of monkey tails (philtrum = the place where the mustache go, they're Viltrumites~!)

Immigration? She literally gave a speech that gave us .

The military? She literally gave a "we'll have the world's deadliest military" speech

Iran? She literally wants to bomb iran more than Trump does

i used to think liberals were smarter than conservatives but good fucking god is that not true for bluemaga

I assume the plan is to lie cheat and steal however they have to in order to scrabble their way back into power, only to do more Nothing if that's achieved. The real question is only how to sell all this Nothing to the american public without anyone questioning why they don't use the broad, sweeping powers exercised by Trump to do Literally Anything Good.

He can't be bothered to work AT ALL. This isn't the first time he's been a big blubbery tearful manchild over the horror of being expected to do the job he fucking ran an election to win.

He's all "Oh no boo hoo people are mean because they expect me to go vote on shit, who knew being a senator meant id have to leave my goon cave??" like jesus fucking christ some of us have real jobs that work us to death. I hope his brain explodes

lmao. lolll.