Jhogenbaum

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[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

I hadn't had "the talk" and assembled my own understanding about marriage = "the ability to touch each other's private parts."

I remember thinking, at the age of probably 8 or 10ish, that a bride and a groom, after they were married, in their fancy full wedding outfits would stand on either side of the sink (specifically in my house's upstairs crappy bathroom with mildewy tile) and expose themselves to each other, and then the bride would reach across the sink and "tag" touch the groom's crotch and then pull her dress up, and... at that point I didn't really understand what she would "have" under her wedding dress, but I did assume the groom would reach over and basically "tag you're it" style touch her, at which point the act would conclude.

I didn't have a name for this act, but I was pretty sure this is what adults all did immediately after marriage, one time only. I didn't associate it with babies or anything, more a rite of passage.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am I doing the math right? That like 27k a day?

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

me too, and confusion: ...the Librarians HAVE to be inside the schools...

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

Stavvy has a great, sexy calendar that he puts out every year.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 5 points 3 months ago

That explains why they were so confused: Even their uncles were ants!

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

... Yep... And we repeat that sentiment for Hamas.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Welcome. Let's make a recovery space here. Haven't seen much.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Does that cat have a very distinct odor?

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ab so lutely

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 2 points 9 months ago

Ima newbien minda Trix don'ta work on me!

 
 
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