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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

USER INPUT: "Generate an image of a house, please. Make sure it has normal windows, and euclidean geometry."

GENERATED OUTPUT:

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like someone moved to San Francisco with some money and had "an idea"

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The kind of things we see in Belgium…

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Points for creativity certainly, psych eval for execution

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 17 points 1 week ago

That house is a nightmare, I love it!

Also looks better than my CSS and the aspect ratio hints that it's responsive but maybe doesn't implement accessibility well. So we score half points there.

[–] NinjaCheetah@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Every time I see this picture I just think of how much I’d love to see what this house is like on the inside. Like if it’s this wild on the outside, the inside has to be pretty interesting too, right?

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Leminal.space's pict-rs ~~seems to be~~ was down, so when I expand this I get a broken image icon. I thought that was the css joke at first.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

That works !

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago

“ChatGPT, architect me a house with windows and doors”

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

How many ledges you want covered in bird shit?

Yes.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems there's alot of conflicting vision between the architech, the civil engineers, the contractors, and of course the boss.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

client was completely ignored

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

BS. The client was Escher.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Clearly you've never been in B2C.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd guess that the client was one of those people in the chain (probably the contractor) who "had a cool idea"

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

You forgot clear: both;

That would fix all of it

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's like a cubist nightmare...

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Or some kinky cubist's wet dream

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

A wild UNKOWN house appeared!

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Least ugly Belgian house