this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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[โ€“] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Diet consisting of a little bit of bread, and a little bit of fish ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So carbs and lean protein?

[โ€“] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Don't forget the wine!

[โ€“] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

Two things about that diet: firstly, those foods have been known to multiply so try to keep portion sizes small and don't let Jesus multiply it after it's in your stomach. And secondly, fish is critical to this diet, ya can't live on bread alone.

[โ€“] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

Lots of crackers.

[โ€“] singletona@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The romans really did give him a lift on that whole routine.