Jhogenbaum

I'd guess that the client was one of those people in the chain (probably the contractor) who "had a cool idea"

That works !

Two things about that diet: firstly, those foods have been known to multiply so try to keep portion sizes small and don't let Jesus multiply it after it's in your stomach. And secondly, fish is critical to this diet, ya can't live on bread alone.

Great meme template.

Ha! I'm So glad you're that guy. Remind me what was the warcraft 2 phrase was for invincibility. I just remember as a kid I got so good as typing those cheats phrases (that I obv DONT remember very well now) that my fingers would fly over the keys and hit enter and I realized I could type fast

Power overwhelming ... Glittering treasures.

Warcraft 2

Eh. It was just a different algorithm, took two years to really go viral

Insert murder cats graphic from oatmeal

The Rotisserie chicken I just bought was cheaper than a dozen eggs. This raises a bunch of questions in my mind, and, to answer my first question - yes, cooking the chicken does prevent the spread of bird flu...

I appreciate that the author both adds texture/nuance AND firmly denounces him. I like the depth to that.

...the Republic of Ireland? ...

I agree with your comment, but he's here to give you what you wanted: scary and unsettling. This is the dude who understood the assignment.