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Isn’t that normal for Americans?

It would fit as a YA dystopia term so well. If the author wanted to really push it the in-universe chuds would have a dehumanizing slur where they call them objects.

I don’t think that’s fair, box cutters don’t have shit on an AIM-9

Wishing we lived in the timeline where he accepted the offer to direct a fast and furious sequel

Better than nothing

Tangent related to bisonposting:

I have a cousin whose entire job is to count Bison. He’s like the most zen person I know and I think it’s because he has such a chill job. Like he just chills in nature and keeps the government up to date on how many bison are there. It rules.

A father turned himself into a cursed federal reserve/IMF combo and is confused when it results in destabilization.

All my apes, hypersoniced

Do you want Ciaphas to show up? It won’t end well.

No worries comrade, thanks for clarifying.