EmmaGoldman

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

This needs a CW

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

how did the North Koreans react?

They didn't really care. Big deal.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Imagine if the PRC was actually founded by Tommy Chong.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Horses will bite down on a fence or a car and just stay there sucking air into their stomachs in order to stress themselves out so hard they trip balls until they die. But then they'll also do things like this where they'll do a Soderbergh style heist in order to find something to self-harm with.

Hey, wait, do all domesticated horses just have depression?

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Under communism, everyone will be issued a Twin Mill, a Deora II, a Bone Shaker, a Power Pipes, and a Splittin' Image.

Original designs are the only good hot wheels, the ones that are just real cars are bourgeois. I'm sorry.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Truly a relatable guy to just keep all of his bad review tablets at home so he could emotionally self-harm with them.

We could all learn a thing from Ea-nasir.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

Interesting strategy, the Democrats are now pivoting to seek a highly coveted endorsement from me, specifically.

Intriguing. Start forwarding all actblue donations directly to my venmo and I'll be in touch for policy direction.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Avif is the fucking devil, it's an entirely unusable format.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The funniest outcome possible is if only the porn subreddits get paywalled.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Like that old man in the first traffic cop case who's so bad at hiding it that it faked people out because the marketing had told them it would be tricky but possible and this dude's acting like a 5 year old with cookie crumbs all over his face.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Tragically, the state of American political education begins and ends in preschool. "The president is like America's daddy and every four years we get to pick our dad! Don't you worry your pretty little head about anything else, dear children. Now, who wants some milk and cookies?"

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Oh shit, I forgot to give so many kids' souls back for stuff like this. Gonna have to call my rabbi about this.

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