EmmaGoldman

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He looks like a low budget supervillain in every picture. He's one of the most incredible examples of a guy whose vibes and personality are so rancid that he even makes it a part of the way he presents himself visually.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The fact that the combination taco bell/pizza hut/kfc/long john silvers/A&W restaurants exist and yet do not kitbash the food together to make custom food items only available at the combination locations is one of the great disappointments of America.

Truly incredible that we can be better at capitalism than the capitalists themselves. They are truly blinded by their hubris and fixation upon the status quo.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His unending anxiety about everything is such a mood.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine getting to be the guy who shits off of a bridge and hits the prime minister.

I'll never get to do anything that cool in my life.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

The US has been a Corn republic for decades. Aside from petroleum refining and the MIC, corn is basically the only other thing the US government cares about.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a president, but Canada had a female PM for like 4 months in 1993.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What made them the best?

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cyclists should get one free kill per day. I believe this would solve a lot of problems.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'M KROW KESM

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm so sorry for the confusion everyone, my mom doesn't let me say swears words normally but she gave me permission to explain it here.

I said doodyhead.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 155 points 1 year ago (30 children)

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

No other Republican able to run on their ticket.

Biden polling in the drain.

Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I was curious so I went and took a few security guard practice tests online. The worst score I got was an 85%. They're mostly basic questions about taking notes, placing people under a citizen's arrest, when it's appropriate to unholster a weapon, whether or not you should impersonate a cop, or fire extinguisher use. I genuinely think the only way to fail is if you're answering blatantly wrong questions like "shoot him in the face" or "scream at any teenager that approaching on your side of the street is a felony" or "tell them that you're a police officer and will arrest them" or "throw the fire extinguisher into the fire."

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