EmmaGoldman

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have this controller and everyone who sees it in person thinks it's dope. It's a really chaotic design, but it works way better in person than it does in images.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to roast me like this unprompted.

i-spil-my-jice mods mods mods!

Wait, shit, I am the mods.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Creating a new type of economy where powerful companies send guys around to collect money from other business owners, and if the business owner doesn't pay then they break their kneecaps.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone please lemme know if this is good when it actually drops. Tired of disappointing mangoes.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Why was the game gear too big, but the steam deck isn't?

Well you see, as you grow older and become an adult, your eyes get worse but your hands and pockets become larger (usually trans-uno )

But actually though, I think people would've complained less about the game gear or the Lynx if the size of the screens was much larger than they were, in comparison to the size of the unit. Screen-to-Body ratio is more critical than you think for handhelds, and people are more willing to put up with a large device if the screen is appropriately larger. If the screen on a steam deck or Switch was only 4 inches diagonally, people would be bitching a lot more.

The Wii U gamepad, you've got me there. Idk, I think people just weren't ready for it yet, and it was literally just a controller that you couldn't even use while charging or as the main display at launch. The form factor of the gamepad was thinking so far ahead of where the software or hardware was that it probably shouldn't be surprising that freeze-gamers didn't get it.

Also, this week was the first time I've charged my 3ds in over a year and I still play a ton of New Leaf, idk what you're on about with a 3 hour battery life.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Due to the devastating effects of inflation a fake $100% story now has to be a $40,000% story.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like the only person ever that this has actually worked out for, but I only even was in a position to need it because of another boneheaded Microsoft decision. My computer updated itself overnight and did a fresh install of windows 11 without my permission and in doing so, wiped my C drive totally clean. I would have lost all of my user data, but OneDrive had backed up my user folder correctly (somehow) and when I logged into my Microsoft account, it downloaded everything and it gave me back everything including game saves. All I lost was my downloads folder and the recycle bin, all of which was just trash anyway.

I guess I can't complain too much, but if literally anything had gone wrong, I would have basically just lost all of the data I'd accumulated over the course of about 20 years.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

My baked ass was over here like, "Oh, just the ones who persecute conservatives online? So we're good then?"

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

They gave him like a 1.5l soda bottle and he just filled it up.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How many times did this dude have to donate sperm to do this? Like, how efficient is this process? Did he have to make hundreds of deposits at the sperm bank?

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Yonder, Firewatch, Edith Finch, Sable, or Abzu might be good options if you're looking for a game where you can just wander and explore a world by yourself.

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