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This guy architects. You also get to a spend a lot of time explaining to non technical folks why their ideas are bad or expensive to build. Lots of being the bad guy.

I mean water quality was a huge problem for the Paris olynpics.

Sorry, best we can do is folks who hold up little signs that say "lies" during speeches.

As an idiot, I'm curious why Puerto Rico got lumped in with these other countries?

I think that's specific to .world.

I get a gig down but only 50mbps up (fucking spectrum), so I gotta limit seeding the same way or I'd just crush my upload speed all the time.

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Prove right now that you're not a shill for Big Lemmy!

Wait can it fix crew necks that get a little shitty?

Honestly privacy and social media don't make sense together at all. With all of these platforms, your privacy = how much you share on them. You can't share sensitive information on any social media (corpo or federated) and expect it to be private.

Man some people on this site lmao. This is called sarcasm and it's funny, they don't actually hate the french.

Storing large volumes of a text in a database column without optimization, then searching for small strings within it. It causes the database to basically search character by character to find a match by reading everything from disk. If you use indexes the database can do a lot of really incredible optimization to make finding values mich faster, and honestly string searching is better suited to a non-relational DB engine (which is why search engines don't use relational DBs).

Cartesian explosion is where you join related data together in a way that causes your result set to be wayyyy bigger than you expect. For example if you try to search through blog posts, but then also decide to bring in comments to search, then bring in the authors of those comments and all their comments from other posts. Result sets start to grow exponentially in that way, so maybe if you only search a few thousand blog posts you might be searching through millions of records because you designed your queries poorly.