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[–] eryndalor@lemm.ee 7 points 40 minutes ago

60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 55 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Unless I'm misreading it which is possible it's awfully late, he said he processed 60,000 rows didn't find what he was looking for but his hard drive overheated on the full pass.

Discs don't overheat because there was load. Even if he f***** up and didn't index the data correctly (I assume it's a relational database since he's talking about rows) The disc isn't just going to overheat because the job is big. It's going to be lack of air flow or lack of heatsink.

I guarantee you he was running on an external NVMe, and one of those little shitty-ass Chinese enclosures. Or maybe one of those self immolating SanDisk enclosures. Hell, maybe he's on a desktop and he slept a raw NVMe on his motherboard without a heatsink

There are times when you want a brilliant college student on your team, But you need seasoned professionals to help them through the things they've never seen before and never done before.

[–] mckean@programming.dev 1 points 23 minutes ago

music theaters also have rows, and they run on sql so logic checks out.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 hours ago

Somehow I feel over clicking without understanding of the consequences sounds like something a techbro would do

[–] exu@feditown.com 37 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Can't be a relational database, Musk said the government doesn't use SQL.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 1 points 25 minutes ago

grep would eat 60k lines without a problem too.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

He said many things.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 35 points 7 hours ago

You're not supposed to place your laptop directly in the lap of your fur suit. Always leave an air gap for ventilation, smh.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 51 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 24 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 hours ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Either she knows something novel, where processing data using voice coils is somehow beneficial, or is someone who calls their computer a ‘hard drive’, which summarily negates any legitimacy of technical competence.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Or wrote the code using AI without checking what it exactly does.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

The AI probably used bogosort or something equivalent

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 38 points 9 hours ago

I will now attempt a full comment ... brace your hard drives

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 7 hours ago

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 48 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I smell something, but it's not overheating electronics.

I've processed over 5 million records on a laptop that's almost 10 years old. it took two days to get my results.

there's no way 60,000 records overheated ANYTHING.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't actually say that 60k overheated his drive. He says that he ran a run on 60k, and that he couldn't do the whole database due to overheating. Two unrelated statements except that 60k is the lower bound for what he could process.

Doesn't mean he knows what he's doing though, as pretty huge datasets are processable on quite modest hardware if you do it right.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

that's somehow worse.

a "data analyst" couldn't cut up the work into a parallel processes and run them synchronously? what the actual fuck?

"sorry, I can only do 60k at a time."

just fucking split them up into 6 parallel batch processes running 10k at a time. it's fucking math, not rocket science. I'm not even an analyst and I could fucking do that much.

[–] jkercher@programming.dev 29 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

60k rows of anything will be pulled into the file cache and do very little work on the drive. Possibly none after the first read.

You can put 60k rows in Excel 95.

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Not if each row is pi!

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I didn't know hard drive overheating was a thing. Should I be worried that my 5 year old hard drive is about to overheat. I mean is this actually a floppy disk or something?

it is a thing, but any competently designed computer should have things in place to prevent this.

unless you're an arrogant dipshit and disable all the hardware safeties on your computer to make it go faster and wear harder.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

When an HDD works continuously it can heat up to above 60 °C if proper air circulation is not allowed, which can cause a very premature failure. In fact, it should be kept under 40 °C to achieve the intended lifespan. Unfortunately, PC cases are usually not great at removing heat from the HDD by default.

As for your drive, it most likely has a temperature sensor so it can be displayed by various utilities.

[–] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 24 minutes ago

I have a 12v fan running at 5v spitting air on my hdds, and that's enough for them to go from 55°C to 29°C, lol.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 hours ago (9 children)

it is, in the select event that your platter bearing fails, in which case it would be very, very obvious.

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[–] RussianBot8453@lemmy.world 87 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I'm a data engineer that processes 2 billion row 3000 column datasets every day, and I open shit in Excel with more than 60k rows. What the hell is this chick talking about?

[–] zenpocalypse@lemm.ee 21 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Seems like a good excuse to someone who doesn't know what they're doing and needs an excuse because why they haven't completed it yet?

The whole post is complete bs in multiple ways. So weird.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 0 points 27 minutes ago

It sounds like Hollywood tech lingo. Like when you're watching a movie or a TV show and the designated techy character starts just saying computer words that make no actual sense in the real world, but I guess in CSI: Idiottown the hard drives have severe overheating issues.

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[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 61 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

When the only thing that is stopping kids from dismantling your government is an O(N^N) algorithm

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 hours ago

Are you telling me there’s a difference between an inner and a cross join?

Cross join is obviously faster, I don’t even have to write “on”

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 34 points 12 hours ago

Hard drive was made by Tesla

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