BanSwitch2Buyers

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Children's birthday parties getting tragically attacked during the gift-opening part.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Gaming-age males wielding Switch-shaped devices gettin' picked off by Helios-RLDs.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

And they deserve to be drone-striked.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 9 points 1 hour ago (5 children)

We're calling them nintendrones, by the way.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder if Tanagawa is a comrade or not. Because he peppers in little things like this and talks about material conditions changing ideology and stuff. Might just be a sharp liberal rediscovering marxism, who knows.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

Star Wars character name.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

In this moment, I am abundant. Not because of any wasteful government program. But because, I am enlightened by the market.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

Guy in Amazon review is talking about using this repeating crossbow to hunt rats from his garage/"depression bunker" to eat them with his girlfriend, numerously.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

They make pump-action crossbows.

Edit: they're just suction cups or something. Damn. Was wondering how that'd work.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Looking up tactical crossbows on Amazon now 'cause I'm so mad at the mods.

 

Hey.

 
 

 

There is no inherently superior number of sides for a shape to have. Be it 4 or 6 or even (shudders) 8.

I shouldn't have tried to start a 6-sided shape war. I will not keep asking the admin for a squarebear sister site for rectanglers such as myself. I will no longer refer to moderators as "hex maniacs, and not the cute kind". All sides are valid. I will not sign my posts with "get rect".

I'm sorry.

 

The union tried to help, but hit a number of barriers. Normally, the union uses public records to find out who owns a tenant’s home and then identifies what other properties the landlord owns. But public records only list if a person owns a unit in a condo building, not how many units they own. That means they couldn’t identify other tenants with the same landlord.

“A lot of the tenants end up not wanting to do a bigger fight because they feel so alone,” she said.

The union is brainstorming new tactics. One idea, which hasn’t yet been tested, is to organize around common issues instead of common landlords.

M.H. tried to do that when her water was shut off. But she found that each renter, because they had different landlords, had a different experience.

https://www.readthemaple.com/how-canadas-condo-class-has-disrupted-political-organizing/

 

Good thing I was recording it.

Uploaded it to vocaroo: https://voca.ro/1esKvzpiURQm

 

This town racial-profiles and the cops wouldn't let me leave. The lady at the Inn wouldn't let me get a room, I saw someone with the same name as me on the sign-in sheet so I tried to lie my way into a room, but she wasn't fooled. I ended up hanging out with some kids who thought we were the same age. Nothing weird happened and there are absolutely zero power dynamic issues here. They told me about a secret passage if I played tag with them, which took hours. The passage didn't lead out of the town, but it did lead to this old guy's telescope and he told me about the Gamer Kid who's been terrorizing the town with various hamas-antifa-style intimidation tactics and violence. He might have killed some royal-relative dude on that forest path but I was too busy chasing after him to notice.

Also I hear coughs everywhere I sometimes asked people about it but they'd change the subject or sometimes even out-right deny that they coughed or that there was any problem.

Ended up finally getting out of town and heading south to some disgusting swamp that I think might be literally toxic. I thought maybe I went so far south to like Louisiana or something, but they just call it the Southern Swamp here or something. There was some kinda' tourist trap location on the edge of the swamp and some fellow 'scrubs' like me deep inside the swamp. Anyway, this place sucks ass too. Seems to be an actual authoritarian hermit kingdom. But it had a missing princess, so this was a chance to get a princess GF. Met a giant fucking owl that could talk and he taught me a song that he said would help me, although to be honest it kinda' sucked. Eventually found a hidden temple with the princess inside and a giant native guy who I couldn't tell if I should take his side or not. He kept saying the same like 3 short sentences over and over and kept attacking me and the bugs were so bad in there. So I killed him and he in the commotion I could tell if he turned into a mask or maybe he ran away and left the mask there but I got it and met a giant (like at least 6' 1") who said he'd help me combat the masked Gamer Kid. Took the little princess back and everyone was happy and at least the swamp healed.

Anyway, don't buy a Switch 2 in 2 days.

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