The Oracle of Hexbear wants me to purge 
you all 
It's all fine now, this was earlier when the site was down.
I tried to log into Hexbear while doing work, and it was offline all day 
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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Yeah while it was offline it gave me all these weird glitches everytime I refresh. It also wanted me to ban "QuillcrestFalconer".
It's very funny because I'm not even a mod or admin, this is my only account.
If the site wants you to ban them then you must comply 
Imagine being banned by a regular user lol.
Heh heh....nothing personal about my previous bad takes. right guys?
Right guys? 
?
banned 🚫
No! Not my emotional support forum!
Ok I'll click make admin instead
I had the same thing a few weeks ago
It didn't let me ban anyone though 
Ahh damn @PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net they almost got you
Should have banned me while they had the chance tbh
I probably would've tried it tbh, to see if it actually worked.
I'd tell someone I did it afterwards, maybe.
I think it's some CSS glitch, I'm not a mod or admin. So I don't think it would have worked even if I clicked ban while the site was down. Would be funny though, imagine everyone is banned because a regular user suddenly got access to the modtools lol.
Damn. Wish that were me 
You would've clicked the "ban everyone" button if it popped up, right?
I would ban myself and everybody around me in a heartbeat.
Liberate us from the machine!
The cycle must be discontinued!
Alaskaball purges the whole website, there are no records of hexbear even existing. Every now and then a liberal on one of the other federated instances recalls our presence.
We become the true specter that haunts the world.
We become communism!
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Hell's hole
