this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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[–] charlie@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So they fell off the side, or rather one fell and the other played lemmings. I kind of assumed they legit fell off a container ship, would make sense. If they were boarding a fucking small boat and “fell off” they 100% got killed in the attempt.

I’m pretty sure I read a resistance update that said they killed two US special forces

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Imagine joining the US military, becoming one of it's "Elite" child murderers, boarding a fishing vessel, and getting owned by some dude in cargo shorts and flip flops.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

either a slow nightmare death floating in bathtub warm seawater with no hope or getting domed by resistance

both equally funny and deserved

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

see above reply lol

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

sources report the first navy seal was climbing into a row boat, when his zipper caught on a cleated line, squeezed his balls, and after 5 years of Evangelical Christian NoFap he busted instantly and fell into the water. the other bozo jumped in after him, but instead of landing next to him, he landed directly on top of him and their heads clunked like coconuts.

no longer wrapped in tactical floaties and carrying the weight of 12 days worth of chef boyardee ravioli MREs, they sank instantaneously never to be seen again.

[–] Sinistar@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

comrade orcas, I hope you ate well

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

:sicko-orca:

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Helping who?

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

crab-party get eaten at the bottom of the sea, pigs. Lmao

"warheads" is a nice attempt at trying to invoke WMD fears

[–] EdelethIsBae@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

US special forces are nothing compared an average joe and jane with an AK74