They told me they were a programmer, but when I found out it was for the NSA I broke it off. Now they’re here begging me to give them another chance with a bluetooth speaker playing Peter Gabriel.

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[–] squirrel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

📬📦🐿️

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

You've got this!

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This time it's Shock the Monkey instead

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

at least they don’t have a sledgehammer

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Tell them to fuck off back up Solsbury Hill