2024 fanfiction:
1 Trump goes to jail
2)Trump wins because he is in jail, and then pardons himself and everyone from jan 6
2a) PSL candidates win more votes than any communist or socialist has ever won in US history, but still lose handily (oof). Media never mentions it anyway.
3)Biden dies of natural causes shortly before Election Day. Media pretends it is a great tragedy, but literally nobody cares. He still loses to Trump in jail.
3a) Kamala is literally a deer in a headlights, immediately defers to Antony Blinken and John Bolton for advice. Decides to bomb a random country.
4)Trump dies of natural causes within weeks of Biden dying, VP-elect Tom Cotton calls for bombing of Iran, China, and alliance with Russia. Moscow refuses.
5)Democrats suffer biggest defeat in a generation, but media and politicians refuse to admit it has to do with Palestine. Ignore issue and claim it had to do with border/taxes/left overreach/poor campaigning/debates. Media/pundits decides people wanted to bomb Iran and Biden was too soft.
6)Ansarallah movement sinks US warship
7)Liberals start putting yellow ribbons on their cars and calling for national unification in support of the US soldiers against Yemen, even if they don't like Trump (or his VP Cotton)
8)Israel invades Lebanon, immediately bombs every hospital.
9)Liberals support move to "eliminate Hezbollah and bring democracy to Lebanon"
10 Leaked sex tape of Milei with the 6th generation clone of his dog that talks to him. Media is impressed by the level of romance and passion.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
George RR Martin finishes writing The Winds of Winter but the sole manuscript is stolen. the thief anonymously sells the book to the highest bidder, who turns out to be Martin Shkreli, buying it for 69 bitcoins. he burns the manuscript live on Twitch
page by page
Maybe hold each one up to the camera once it's 20% gone, and give little glimpses of what was there before it vanishes into ash.
George Santos 2024 😤
Maybe in 1 year is too soon but building off the Chinese balloon story this year
Made in Mexico Chinese EVs start slowly getting sold in USA before the US can fully roll out new tariffs to stop them. Americans go batshit insane and start destroying any Chinese EV they see on the road. At least 1 person gets shot while inside one
I just want Nios and BYDs 
Austria had a bit of a hilarious shitfit recently on the grounds of the EUs "lowest bidder every time means best use of tax money" regulation for public acquisition awarded a fleet contract for EVs to chinese company BYD because turns out they're the lowest bidder and suddenly every fan of big boy adult lean state economic obligation suddenly turned into a protectionist when their rules inevitably lead to pretty much exactly what they want to happen
Fascists win elections and culture wars as usual, liberals become irrelevant, and we stay irrelevant only when someone to blame is being brought up.
Normies really REALLY love their fascism and will stick with it through thick and thin.
Neo nazis shoot down a passenger plane
I was going to say a terrorist attack in Europe funded by Ukrainian neo-nazis.
Israeli false flag against a US warship.
Turkey finally makes a move, butries the hatchet with Syria in solidarity with Palestine, exits NATO in plan to unite the Arab world and recreate the Ottoman Empire to contain Israel.
Sanctions of choice will drive costs up double digits.
Economic conditions continue to get drastically worse as technical hyperinflation hits western countries, but the leaders keep insisting everything is fine 
Citi bank major scandal.
Eurovision interrupted by pro Palestinian activists - repeatedly.
begins banning opposition parties.
breaks on live tv in a way that is unsalvageable.
Assange is a free man.
In tradition with the ongoing collapse of the UK, Richi Sunak gets booted.
- Biden wins the electoral college while losing the popular vote. The media will call it a huge victory for democracy. Dems will be in the minority in both chambers
- Javier Meili admits to relationship with sister, gains popularity
- Liberal MSM outlets start acting like they never supported Ukraine in the first place
- Trump will pick an insanely stupid/ unelectable predecessor
A Democrat winning the college without the popular vote would be the end of the constitutional government as we know it. The GOP's voting base could not digest it. Republican party leadership would be ready and willing to ride the resulting wave of discontent through and over the existing political structures.
I’ll probably further my transition, come out to more people, start dressing more femme, and maybe even get my hands on some of the good stuff
Every single moment of 2024 is going to be worse than 2023. So imagine 2023 again but worse and normie dipshits getting increasingly belligerent and unhinged when any of this is pointed out.
Cottage cheese-filled pineapples ala Marguerite Patten become a minor trend on Tiktok for a week.
Russia and Ukraine begin negotiations.
Leaked sex tape of Biden and Trump together.
China begins reunification process with Taiwan.
Another European country elects a fascist.
I begin process of getting a gf
Argentinians start to realize shit's fucked
I begin process of getting a gf
Hell Yeah brother, good luck
Polish right wing starts to vocally call for 'stabilization interventions' in western Ukraine in thin pretext for a repeat of 1919-21, paramilitary factions like Lwów Battalion and Kresy Battalion begin to form
China acts as mediator for a ceasefire in Gaza, it looks to be successful until a USS Liberty-alike incident escalates the Hezbollah front
Trump has a major health scare but is miraculously fine within a month
Milei requests direct US military assistance against 'communist rebels' that don't exist
Trump confirms the existence of Israel's nukes by mocking their capability in his 'we have the best nukes' speech
Hillary divorces Bill over the Epstein revelations, and successfully primaries Biden before losing the federal election to Trump as the RODHAM/BLINKEN ticket because some of her faithless electors in states that Trump was barred from running in flip votes to him for the sake of the people's right to choose their fascist dictator
An F-35 experiences a mechanical failure and crashes over Yemen, US media goes crazy about the threat of China, Russian and Iran getting access to the wreckage
Lots of bad weather in general. Also solar flares and floods, how bad? Fuck if I know you asked for predictions. Meili's probably going to step back into a position in his own cabinet once he's felt someone dare insult him for being a murderer fuckup. US politics will be a trainwreck per usual, election bullshit won't stop even into next year again.
Transnistrian international recognition
New Zealander Civil War breaks out. Peter Jackson is proclaimed dictator for life.
RFK Jr. wins 80% of the popular vote
Everyone gets more insane
Q true identity revealed
I'll still be alone 
(Attempted) Chinese and/or Korean reunification: 7
Biden wins popular vote, loses electoral vote: 2
Liberals blame leftists for not voting hard enough: 1
Biden narrowly wins, little material difference from a Trump victory: 2
George Santos runs for office as a Democrat: 10
Human Pet Guy arrested for being a sex pest of some sort: 3
Red Scare Pod hosts become Posadists: 12
Colleges required to ban trans students from sports or lose federal funding under new supreme court title ix interpretation: 4
COVID surges in summer, pandemic will be ignored: 3
January 6 pt. II: 4
Biden attempts to talk to protesters and is shot: 20 Lauren Bobert joins mob, injured due to tazer misuse
Silksong doesn't come out: 1
Tom Scott ends hiatus after 3 months: 4
Natalie Wynn or Abigail Thorne get major role in Hollywod film: 5
Sam Altman forms tech-priests: 7
Elon Musk's daughter becomes a leftist podcast host: 8
Florida outlaws EVs (under 100,000): 6
USS Gerald R. Ford reruns to Israel, gets damaged due to technical error with Israeli artillery: 9
The situation in Palestine worsens as Israel takes more desperate measures to suppress decolonization, yet has marginal effect on militants: 1
ChatGPT gets progressively worse as model collapse kicks in: 3
Vegas Sphere gets hacked: 5
US Airlines grind to total halt due to bug, COBOL bergentruckung awakened from hibernation in New Jersey home: 2
I stop being paralyzed by anxiety and start transitioning: 1
"I stop being paralyzed by anxiety and start transitioning: 1"
