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[–] zwaetschgeraeuber@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

Ya huh? We've evolved from dork to douche?

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I'm sure top will look cringe (or whatever the new word for it will be) in 20 years too.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

You act like that doesn't look like shit now lol

[–] IndefiniteBen@leminal.space 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you implying that bowl cuts weren't cringe 20 years ago? The top will at least be in style when they are wearing it.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Um. Bowl cuts are in style NOW. Have you not seen those 20-something TikTok guys who are so sure they’re the most attractive person in the world? Bowl cuts.

And bowl cuts weren’t cringe in the 90s. Hence why we all had them. It was an accepted style of the time, and because the most horrible styles of the 90s are suddenly on trend again, they’re not cringe now—according to general consensus and fashion. It’s all relative. You or I can look back at our bowl cuts and think they look terrible, but they didn’t have the same context when they were on our heads back then. And they don’t for the people who got that haircut now.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As someone who was a kid through the 90s, we made fun of the kids with bowl cuts. They were cringe then.

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[–] Crow@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It already is cringe on a kid.

[–] norbert@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

It's cringe on an adult too.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

It's already cringe m8

[–] NoStressyJessie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m putting it out there now, cringe will continue to evolve and the feeling will get elaborated and exaggerated until the new version of cringe will basically be imploding into yourself like a black hole or being spaghettified.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 19 points 2 years ago

I used to be cringe, but then they changed what cringe was. Now I'm not cringe anymore and what is cringe seems weird and scary. based af

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

What do we call that one?

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bowl cut? No...mushroom cut...

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

The medical term is "circumcised"

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Season 1 AJ Soprano. That kid couldn't have looked more like a circumcized penis if you put a hole in the top of his head and cut his arms off.

[–] sndrtj 3 points 2 years ago

I can't unsee this is 🤣🤣

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hair cut AND face paint. Half that kids hair is drawn on.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Easier and more hygienic, bald kids with paint and a wig.

Sounds like something from the Mycogen district (foundation series).

[–] teejay@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Folks in this thread be like "Both haircuts are trash."

ITT: Both haircuts are trash

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ah you see I made an image in which you are ugly therefore my opinion is clearly correct 🤓

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Found the guy with one of these haircuts

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 years ago

Both are ugly

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Top one will only last 1.5 days before needing the next haircut.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah who the fuck thought fading above the fade line was a good idea?

[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The top one took the time to look good, the bottom one just needed to get rid of hair.

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[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Luckily for you it's popular now to have bowl cuts nowadays. Too many teens doing that where I live

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We call them Edgar's here, its a bunch of low 20 something Hispanic dudes, and they all drag race Silverados on the street.

[–] Old_Dude@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

As a Mexican, I'd like to proclaim that Edgar cuts are damn ugly.

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

As a women I don't get much say in it, but we could never afford haircuts growing up so dad and I cut each other's hair, but I wasn't given much choice. The top one looks like someone tried to make a little kid into an adult, but on the other hand, if he wanted it that way, why judge? Especially if it helps their self esteem.

I am a huge proponent of letting kids choose their own style and express themselves, even if we think it looks bad. I knew a lot of kids growing up with bowl cuts, snazzy buzz cuts, and just generic "insert male haircut here". It is just hair. It grows back. There is always going to be a little extra to unpack once you get their peers involved, but that is another lesson entirely (body image, unhealthy expectations, etc).

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Came to say this. Fucking 8yo looking like the least talented member of a boy band..

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like a Tunisian immigrant who sells weed

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Definitely drives a Tesla

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry but both look dogshit

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

Top one looks like it's from a Turkish barbers, but they photoshopped a kids face onto it because nobody would believe that Ronaldo had been there.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No kid needs a haircut like the upper one unless they’re modeling for something. Pretty good chance the kid and/or parents are self-entitled douchenozzles. The shroomcut kid gets a pass, can’t take that seriously.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

"Why is everyone on Lemmy so judgemental?"

Also people on Lemmy: makes up an entire hypothetical scenario about a literal child and their parents that they know nothing about and judges them for it.

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I liked all the posts about how reddit and lemmy are so different. When in fact they seem to be more or less exactly the same.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I remember getting a buzz cut when I was 8 or 9 in the 80s and thinking I looked so rad.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago

My mom forced buzz cuts on me.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Widows Peak lineups look dumb as fuck and I'll die on his hill.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I've seen a lot of young kids with bowl cuts, mullets, like whatever the goofiest 80-90s hair cuts. They dig that shit, it's rad.

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