Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho
And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??
Fixed
Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.
With the oh no song playing in the background
This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!
i hate that voice
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you a boss frfr ong 🫡
Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.
TIHI
0/10 not enough minions.
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Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.
So 301 would be a fun world record attempt
Proven is 193. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court.
I killed 194, but they all went to another school.
Username checks out ......
"Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim"
"You are aware this will only worse your case right?"
"I'm trying to beat a record here ok?"
There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn't really make a difference.
As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?
Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences... like... they can trial you for the rest, but what's the point.
They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.
Must've gotten 6 stars
It probably was there at some point. Here's an edit page where someone undid the edit adding "You can help expanding this list by killing people!" (Poor grammar copied as is)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/1135793049
If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.
They asked nicely, so you can't kill people.
Murderers have been cancelled
Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!
You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.
Caaaaaaaaarl!
Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.
I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!
What is wrong with you Carl?
Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard