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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I missed the comma at first, and thought, "why have I not heard of whipped cream edibles?" I better get some coffee.

[–] Slovene 1 points 2 hours ago

And then put some whipped cream edibles in it.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

So disappointed.

That said, I know how I'll make my fortune.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

AI or intentionally absurd artwork?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Why did she squeeze herself up all the way against the wall just to avoid picking up that fallen eraser?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

She would have to get closer to the horrible little children that threw it at her.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

The shelf feels good pressed against butt cheeks?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It bums me out that people don’t instantly recognize Norman Rockwell anymore.

[–] Slovene 1 points 2 hours ago

Well, would you recognize your parents from just their skeleton?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 5 hours ago

Thanks! Very interesting piece.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I dont partake in the weed, is there a particular reason one would be putting whipped cream on edibles?

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

You missed the comma. Very "let's eat grandma" of you.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

no I saw it, but what else on that list is someone gonna put the stuff on?

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why do you think the motel room is inexpensive, duh. So much whip cream in there.

[–] miss_demeanour@piefed.ca 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Cheap whipped cream motel rooms make edible babies.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 hours ago

You win 😂