Where can I acquire these mouses?
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Why always mice ? Why not testing it straight to human ? We got never ending supply of human here in this planet
People get a bit grumpy when you "permanently maim a bunch of people to see what happens"
Idk sounds like liberal bullshit to me /s
Because people did that and that's pretty bad
It's not bad to use child molesters.
"Wdym Unit 731 and Dr. Mengele?"
Hey now we also have Tuskegee and my great great great grandfather forcibly feed Mormons something unidentifiable.
Remember Trump unironically, seriously saying we should consider spraying bleach into lungs to treat COVID?
Guys...
I have an idea to get rid of tumors
Just so you know when they say invitro that means in a petri dish, maybe a better example than a gun is bleach, yeah it works against any virus, but it will also kill you.
Mice are excellent models for many diseases but not all. When possible we study cell culture, then mice, then humans and there are rigorous ethics committees that require justification for the study, we don't just do these studies for no reason. Their metabolism and physiology is pretty similar to ours, which makes them useful to study inflammation, cancer, diabetes and other malignant/metabolic/genetic disorders. They have a 21 day gestation period and research mice are essentially all clones which eliminates genetic variability as a factor (making them excellent for reproducibility in a timely manner)
some drawbacks include the spine, they're haunched which makes it difficult to study something like scoliosis, we do this in zebrafish actually. Also I believe they have some mild immunological differences like ratio of circulating white cells and bone marrow differentials and minor differences in some proteins. Basically anyone doing these studies has years of training and really knows what they are doing, they would not be allowed to conduct them unless it was absolutely necessary to answer a specific question. Mouse work is a lot more complicated/interesting than this but I think I've made my point for now.
Source: wrote a portion of my thesis on justification of using an animal model for obesity research, then an 8 year career in a pathology core/phenotyping lab.
Mice have the best healthcare.
Er, yes but also this...
https://www.braintreesci.com/restraint-containment-handling/restraint/rat-restrainers/decapicones/
Make injections and decapitation quicker and easier with Braintree Scientific's DecapiCones. Tapered plastic film tubes provide quick and easy restraint of rats, mice, and other small animals. I.P. injections can be made directly through the film! DecapiCones restrain post-decapitation kicking and prevent personal contact with feces or urine. A unique dispenser holds DecapiCones open and ready for use. Simply hold the DecapiCone in one hand and introduce the animal with the other. Animals enter readily, heading for the breathing hole at the small end. Roll and squeeze the large end closed. They may be used repeatedly for injections and simply discarded when soiled. For decapitation, hold at the rear and insert the small end into the decapitator.
They come in quantities of 200, in handy pre-loaded dispensers.
Can’t believe that name. Wow.
Yeah, although maybe it's good that they're straightforward? No euphemisms, no pretense.
They're used together with an implement simply called the decapitator. At this point there's no need to mince words 😅
Good god, this text is real
Looked up decapitators... https://stoeltingco.com/Neuroscience/Decapitators~9997
"Rodent guillotine" https://www.wpiinc.com/var-2645-rodent-guillotine.html
I was going to say, I have a similar madame guillotine at home but mine is for the paper.
Lol I love how it says "considered one of the more humane ways to sacrifice laboratory rodents. Who are they sacrificing them to? The great God of science?
That's what it's called when it's inhumane to let them live after an experiment.
Certain rats have incredibly elevated chances of growing tumors, for example. Letting them grow old is basically torture, so...
Still feels icky to make that decision for another creature. I know people have to do it for pets all the time and I've had to do so myself but I still second guess that all the time... I wish there was a way to communicate with them to find out what they want.
Still wouldn't call that a sacrifice... That's a mercy killing.
At first I thought it was a bad translation but the site says they're HQed in Chicago so that seems a little unlikely (but not impossible). I wondered if it was the technical term (similar to how "spontaneous abortion" is actually a technical term for a miscarriage, shockingly), but I didn't immediately find anything, but I also didn't look super hard.
It's archaic euphemistic jargon, and that's why you generally don't see it used outside of the niche.
I instinctively read "considered one of the more humane ways to sacrifice laboratory students"
Who are they sacrificing them to? The great God of science?
Yes, for mild winters and plentiful harvests
Yes, for mild winters and plentiful harvests
Bastards, we need harsher winters over here. Otherwise the moskitos and invasive species get even more numerous.
For Reviewer B to accidentally to misclick and lose all their notes.
Yeah, because it's fast and little pain can be felt before its dead. Guillotines were developed to be a more humane execution for people.
"Physical methods" (Guillotine, cardiac puncture, thoracotomy, etc) are usually a secondary confirmation of death after lethal ketamine/xylazine cocktail injection, isofluorane, or CO2 inhalation.
And yeah we're sacrificing them to the science god to try and make new discoveries and new therapies. We're also trying to develop ways to avoid using organisms such as organ on a chip or multiple organ on a chip systems but thats expensive af and not yet sufficient quality to replace organism testing.
I put my organ on a chip all the time, but I think you might not be talking about pringles here
Think like a microchip but for cells. These organ on a chip contain various cells to emulate the function and response of an organ.
I recommend finding a different hobby as salt up your urethra sounds unpleasant. But I mean if your partner is into it whatever.
Maybe, but once you pop you just can't stop. I've been at this for years, please send help
Man, my oldest kiddo is going into neuroscience, there are paid internship opportunities, which is awesome but I worry she'll end up using something like these to snuff mice all day. I don't think I could do that job.
Well they better, in california everything gives them cancer.
Got to start somewhere. Can't jump directly into human trials.
Well, yes you can, but it’s considered „inhumane“ and „unethical“
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation
(German „quotation marks“ for stylistic purposes)
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Those pesky ethics committees...
The success rate in humans for something discovered in mice is about 1 in 100.
So a lot of the scientific journalism presenting a mouse model as a major discovery that will revolutionise [X disease] is straight up bad faith clickbait.
Scientists are spending time and money to torture mice simply for fun with no practical use? Sounds very believable
Not for fun.
For grants, citations, and professional legitimacy. Ie. to keep up with the metrics required to not lose your job in modern research.
Skaven using humans to develop the latest health care.
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