I mean… no shit. Nobody thought it was.
Would you believe that the guards aren't even ACTUAL alligators?
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I would have settled for some sort of man-gator hybrid
You mean it isn't being headed by K Rool? 
I'm pretty sure it's still just the sniper towers.
The alligators are just theater, slop for the fascists, and a marketing rebrand for whoever sold them the shittiest fucking swamp
In the ‘Big Apple’, the biggest risk isn’t apples
In the 40's they guards would have to live in the camps, and nowadays theres a massive carpark in the centre of the facility, just going home to their little white picket fence lives in their little gated communities 🤢
At "Guantanamo Bay", the biggest risk isn't the Guantanamos
The actual biggest risk is the 
which of course cannot be generalized whatsoever 
people who read the nyt think it makes them smart lmao
NYT used to have a veneer of being a serious paper