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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 55 points 4 days ago

Will they accept corrupt politians or CEOs from other nations?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Would they accept donatinons of politicians?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

Or billionaires

[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 days ago
[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 191 points 5 days ago (13 children)

The zoo said it accepts donated rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens on weekdays between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m., but no more than four at a time. It also accepts horses for feeding its animals, which it says on its website are euthanized by a zookeeper and a veterinarian.

Gotta eat. Hell, humans eat half those animals too.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 100 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Guinea pigs got domesticated for food, and are still a common dish in South America. I am pretty sure rabbits got bred for food as well in Europe

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 78 points 5 days ago (7 children)

There are people raising rabbits for meat even today.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i rather not search about the topic, so i am going to trust you, i'm afraid of getting stuck in a rabbit hole

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[–] Lupus@feddit.org 49 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Afaik humans eat all of those animals.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 39 points 4 days ago

"They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets of the people that live there"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 96 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll go ahead and add "Eaten by apex predator" to the list of insane hamster deaths.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to subscribe to your "Insane Hamster Deaths" newsletter.

I'm just morbidly curious about what sort of situations the little guys might find themselves in.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Might also ask yourself how OP has been conveniently present for so many hamster deaths...

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 72 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Let's go to zoo, grandma."

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Showing this to my cats to see if they stop scratching the sofa

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They mention animals that are frequently raised as livestock. Chickens, Rabbits, Guinea Pigs are all mentioned. Horse is the only unusual one to me. I'd find it much more upsetting if they were accepting cats and dogs.

-Coincidentally I watched two YT videos yesterday. One was about some homesteaders that were dispatching chickens they raised for meat to share with their village. The other was about some small-time farmers that raise guinea-pigs (among other things) that were used for lawn-mowing. The farmers just anounced in that video that the guinea pigs will also be used as a food source.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Horse is not unusual as meat in the Netherlands.

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[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 54 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It is worth noting that the article says they are euthanizing the animals before feeding. So it's not like they take a terrified pet and let the tiger rip it apart alive.

Still, not a fan of this...

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The tiger got to eat and they need a meat based diet.

Option A: Feed them animals that have to bee euthanized and die either way.

Option B: Bury the animal that had to be euthanized and on top of it kill another animal so the tiger can eat.

Option A means less animals killed. Now of course we can talk about whether zoos should exist in the first place, for which there are good arguments that they should not.

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[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 67 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I like this. Maybe it sounds bad but when I was a kid a neighbor paid me to kill all his chickens after a hurricane because it was hot and their chicken house was gone. I would have much rather he drove them to the zoo to be fed to the animals there.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Growing up on a farm we killed, plucked and processed a few hundred chickens each year. Kept us and several families in town fed with good quality meat over the winter.

It's not a bad thing to be that close to your own food production.

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (6 children)

can I send an unwanted child?

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 31 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Maybe don't keep animals captive if you need to petition people bring their pets for food. Wtf. Zoos are a mistake.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (15 children)

WTF is this take. It's not that they can't afford food, they're trying to keep their food supply more ethical.

"In zoos, we have a responsibility to imitate the natural food chain of the animals — in terms of both animal welfare and professional integrity," Aalborg Zoo said in a post on social media.

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[–] polle@feddit.org 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I find it quite interesting how polarised this topic is.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I was reading a comment by a woman last year I think it was. Basically, her dog had gotten sick. Nothing major, but it required a bit more care than a healthy dog would. Long story short, she wanted to put it down because she couldnt be bothered. Now, my dog got sick a couple of year before. Needs injections twice a day, and then on top that, his eyes went. So he needed an op to see again. After the op it was 5 eye drops in each eye every few hours for like 4 months. It was a lot. And so far, its cost me around 15k all in, not including insurance. And no, I cant afford it.

I didnt blink when it came to caring for my dog, because thats the responsibility I took on when I got him. But others... They think its going to be all walks in the park, catching frisbees and meet cutes with attractive people. And then just toss their pets when it become inconvenient. Pets are always a weird one. Some people have compassion for living things, are other people are cunts... :)

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[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (32 children)

Wow, I didn't think there would be so many crazy psychos in the comments.

I can get that people might not feel as much empathy with animals than humans (get, not approve) but most of the comments are kitten-drowning level.

You get a pet, which is supposed to be a companion and basically part of your family, and you don't mind them being torn to shreds?

Okay then, I guess if your kid has a terminal cancer we can also feed him to the tiger? After all in the end it's just a bunch of meat.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

I dunno if they're psychos, exactly, I'm mostly seeing interesting takes, like the chicken coop that blew away or the fisherman. Varying degrees of "how close are you to this animal," especially since critters like mice could be a lovely pet or food for an equally lovely snake.

But yeah, couple people don't turn off their dark humor either, but that's just the internet. I don't mind it, I imagine only 1% are actually psychopaths (which is iirc the statistical average, except in business where it's 4%. And I guess politics, now).

Then again, my instance blocks certain other instances, too. Lol

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Not my kid, but if I'm terminal I'm gonna add "killed by some food-safe means and then fed to tigers in front of zoo patrons" to my potential death plans.

"The funeral will be at the civic building at 10am, and the viewing at 12:00 by the tiger sanctuary in Edgewater Zoo"

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[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (12 children)

I read in another article that the zoo will "gently euthanize" your pet but I have had a vet come out to my farm and caution me about using any animal euthanized with drugs as feed for anything else due to possible bad reactions or side effects. So what is the definition of "gentle" when talking about non-drug euthanasia?

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)

These animals’ food has to come from somewhere. Interesting that they’re trying to source locally…

Perhaps it sounds a bit less ghoulish in the original Danish.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“Can we…can we watch? It’s just, Sprinkles, he’s…he’s a really bad dog. Dumb as a post, humps everything and everyone, snaps at you if you try to pet him. I’d really like to see a tiger just go to town on this awful, awful dog.”

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago (3 children)

*Kristi Noem has entered the chat...

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[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago

There is a big cat rescue a few hours from me that will take cattle/horse/farm animals for feed. They will also pickup fresh roadkill deer etc.

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