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Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.
None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.
Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.
do y'all not wear underwear while sitting on the chair?
In the summer here (July and August during heatwaves) my office goes between 80°F - 90° so no, I don't wear a thing, hence the towels.
On my regular furniture, if I'm wandering around unclothed and need to sit down, I'll drape something, often my briefs, before planting my butt.
At home I own a leather Secret Lab computer chair. Very nice, but they explicitally warn everyone at before, at purchase and during assembly to not sit on it while naked.
Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.
Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.
is it gay to slip a finger in when the tp breaks? asking for a friend.
Why stop at just one?
Septic masculinity
OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.
I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.
Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful
You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.
I also judge this guy.
I also judge this guy's dead wife.
I also judge this guy's fake girlfriend
guys, need some help here. my gaming room smells like shit. like literally shit. the carpet used to be grey, but it's brown now because of the smell. I've been wiping my ass on the carpet because I saw my dog do it once and it feels good. my mom has been complaining about the smell for a week now and is threatening to come clean my room. I can't let her see the room because I've smeared my turds on the walls artistically for my viewers on twitch. any help to get the poop smell out, please! if I can't get the smell out dad said he's going to force me to get a job!
I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.
TBH I don't know what that smell is but if it's related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:
Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps. You don't have to rinse alcohol, it evaporates quickly.
Next we're going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don't have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven. Scrub with and rinse out the soda with water.
Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step. Rinse out all of the vinegar with water, it does not evaporate.
Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.
Wash your ass with soap.
This makes me angry
Chill! This is a common problem that must people have.
Being angry? That makes me even more angry!
Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.
A bidet (european style) is best.
no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again
i uh, i don't think it's normal to have an itchy and smelly bumhole, regardless of how you wipe
If you can't afford one, or rent, or wander around, travel bidets are about $20-$30 and are a water bottle with a hook-shaped wand-spout and an air valve.
My proctologist has a personal vendetta against wiping, and I messed up my piles from ages of wiping too hard. Bidet and dab to dry.
0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.
He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.
Nah, just needs the right butt plug.
Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.
Standing up and eating better would also work I assume
"girlfriend" Ha yeah right dude
I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.
What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here
how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!
5 bucks says he doesnt wipe his ass after shitting, or wash his ass in the shower, so has a perpetual skidmark, possibly even full blown melted toblerone.
eating shitty food and farting all the time and not wiping your ass properly are probably the culprits so yea better hygiene
Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?
Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it
No. If I went to the showers and they smelled like poop I would leave that gym.
Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.
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Fake: op has gf
Gay: he's fucking his chair?
