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[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 275 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

This is 100% true

Admen for companies like Monsanto in the 1950s pushed the idea of the “green lawn” and rebranded clover as a weed to push herbicides and nitrogen fertilizers

Clover is resilient with lower water needs, it’s softer, it naturally deters pests, and most importantly it pulls nitrogen from the air and pushes it into the soil.

What’s funny and sad is now they’ve come full circle and today’s admen realized they could capitalize on the instagram trend of undoing the damage of the admen from 70 years ago

Once again advertisers prove that they are absolute scumbags with no ethics whatsoever who will value making a dollar over destroying ecosystems

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How am I supposed to use my Turf Builder® every 2 months, 4 times a year?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You skip the winter. For example, maybe you apply it in March, May, July, and September. (Or April, June, August, and October? IDK I don't actually fertilize my lawn.)

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 216 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When I got a lawn, I didn't do anything to it. It gets mowed every two weeks, but that's it. After a particularly nasty drought most of the grass died. A few months later, clover started popping up on its own. It's much better than grass, and now a bunny likes to visit us.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's #4 all time on there! I took this better picture this week but hadn't posted it yet because it's "babie week" there.

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[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We get lots of bunny visitors at my place as well, but I noticed a couple have crazy big ticks around their ears. Luckily we haven't gotten any in the house or anything, but has def made me less "pro-bunny" lately.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That shouldn't make you less pro-bunny. It should make you more pro-possum. It's an ecosystem. We threw it out of wack, but there are things that help keep tick populations down.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Possums don't actually eat ticks (but we should still be pro-possum for other environmental reasons)

https://outdoor.wildlifeillinois.org/articles/debunking-the-myth-opossums-dont-eat-ticks

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Turns out they will eat ticks in a study that only fed them ticks.

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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 126 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just in case people are wondering about this, it's true. Clover is a legume. Meaning it gets nitrogen from the air and puts it into the soil. This effectively means the clover is fertilizing the soil. Seeing lots of clover can be a sign that the soil lacks nitrogen and can't grow much else.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Slight clarification: Dutch Clover (trifolium repens) under nitrogen deficient conditions, at temperatures above 50F and below 95F, and with the correct rhyzobium species present, with soil pH between 5.5 & 8.0, can produce nitrogen that is stored in its tissue.

When clover is mowed and the clippings mulched back into the soil, the decomposition of the leaves adds nitrogen to the soil. If you remove the clippings the nitrogen goes with it.

Clover doesn't just release more nitrogen into the soil, it takes a bit of work.

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[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I plant it in the walkways of my vegetable garden. Besides fixing nitrogen, it makes the Bees happy, and it's tasty in salads and mixed greens.

Oh, and it's super satisfying to walk on in barefeet

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 hour ago

And here I thought sticking mine on the side of my house was the way to go...

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We really need to outlaw advertizing that double as disinformation campaigns.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago
[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon goes outside

Gay: Gardening (? idk this one is a struggle)

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Fellas, is it gay to garden?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

all that bending over? getting dirty fingers? getting heads off plants? sowing seeds? hell yeah

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 59 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Grass isn't inherently a bad idea for a lawn, it's just specific to your individual climate. The main issue is that most of the grasses people plant are native to much cooler climates in Europe.

I have a grass lawn, but it's a native Buffalo grass. It's much more drought tolerant than clover, flowers a couple times a year, doesn't require any maintenance, and provides a natural habitat for native wildlife.

Clover isn't actually much better than most grasses if you are trying to support the natural biodiversity. It's not native to north America, and thus only supports a small range of wildlife that's adapted to it.

A Lot of America's natural ground cover is actually low lying shrubs and flowering plants.

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anon is right, but ONLY ABOUT THIS!!! I've heard Nevada has been using this to conserve water. Im gonna put some on my lawn tomorrow.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clover is a great drought resistant "carpet" as a replacement for the water greedy grass yards (which are also largely impractical).

[–] 1371113@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also great for bee life and other pollinators. The reason they stopped putting it in lawns was because of selective herbicides that kill all plants EXCEPT grass and some marketing fuck-knuckle (string them all up and ban the teaching of marketing) decided that clover had to go so they could sell herbicides that also kill pollinating insects. Happened in the 50s I think.

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

OMG... Are you saying nature has better solutions than chemical companies?

Blasphemy.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There was this study, I think it was German, of fields for hay (herbivores eat it). They had monocultures and then fields with mixes. While some monocultures did very well some years the mixes did best on average - better defined as producing more biomass. The same probably goes for lawns.

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[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I grew up on an American farm and I cannot comprehend the suburbs. Grass just grows, it was there before developers bull dozed whatever forest / farm / wetland was already there to install impossible to walk cul-de-sacs everywhere. Less massive yards and more public parks would be better for everyone.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone who lives in the San Bernardino foothills I can assure you grass doesn't just grow it dries out and gets replaced by an invasive species of central Asian plant. The housing tracts must be baptized in hundreds of invasive tumbleweeds followed by an inferno caused by a Bic lighter.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What is this central Asia plant because nothing grows under the swing set.

I said it in my comment. It's the very annoying bitch tumbleweed.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Just wait till this guy hears about moss...

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 28 points 1 week ago

Clovers are far superior to grass. We had them mixed in pretty thoroughly growing up on our brand new property with the shittiest clay dirt imaginable. The farmland it all replaced was undoubtedly packaged and sold somewhere else.

[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

is everything else on this site also true?

Only when greentexted.

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