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Anon starts to believe (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

OMG... Are you saying nature has better solutions than chemical companies?

Blasphemy.

[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago

As a chemist, you made me laugh. But, there is really nothing natural about a lawn.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Sorry, Monsanto found some of their GMO corn in your field after that comment. Time to give up the farm!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Of course not. You can't monetize nature all that directly, so clearly it's not "better". /s