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[โ€“] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

Ewww. People voted for this guy?

[โ€“] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Query: What was Ivanka's age when he promised this?

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

We don't know, she was 17 when he talked about it.

[โ€“] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So to his 17 year old (or younger) had to get her dad to promise not to "date" girls her age or younger than her. Presuming she solicited this promise because, at a minimum, it was already a danger of happening, if not, indeed, had happened or was happening. And she was fully aware of that fact.... yikes.

Fucking her friends, at the least.

[โ€“] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago

I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter, not little kids, gotta be big

[โ€“] foo@feddit.uk 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And, he always keeps his promises...

[โ€“] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago

Raping little kids isn't dating them so, technically, he kept that promise.

[โ€“] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 195 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Very normal thing to say. Definitely not something a pedophile would say.

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 113 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[โ€“] DrFistington@lemmy.world 86 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

She had been asking for him to make the rule since she was 11

[โ€“] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Of course we are all assuming the Promise Breaker in Cheif actually keeps his promises.

I think the fact it came up is worrying.

[โ€“] deltapi@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

At that time she'd been asking for 1 year older than her, but for reasons unknown Don refused to budge on that.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Is there an article that explains this?

[โ€“] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I believe Dr Fistington is saying what is colloquially known as a joke.

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] papalonian@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The part about her asking for the rule since age 11 is the joke. What's going on in this thread?

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Did you see the part, "...as she grows older.." He obviously had this conversation at least a year earlier. I thought I saw them mention it, but I can't find it right now.

Edit: Going through the files: Not sure where OP got this pic, but look at his hands. https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:720/format:webp/1*Q5JV7OE_cC3JEFbD4nDZ2Q.jpeg

Edit 2: https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/

[โ€“] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Just to be clear, I fucking hate trump and think he's a womanizing creep, but I don't get how "as my [17 year old] daughter gets older, the number of women [older than her that] I can date shrinks" implies that he had the conversation a year earlier, let alone 11.

[โ€“] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 22 hours ago

He had also been dating Milenia for about a year when he said this, and was also not fully divorced from Marla Maples (though they were separated).

Bastion of morality, that one.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 22 hours ago

๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] hopesdead@startrek.website 80 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Remember, he said on national daytime television he would date Ivanka.

[โ€“] sness@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Ivanka is notably not younger than Ivanka.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Really fitting username.

[โ€“] bdot@lemmy.world 55 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I would suggest his definition of the word โ€œdateโ€ is ALSO very limitedโ€ฆ

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think whenever he says "date" it means "predate" as in "predator". It's the kind of thing a room temp IQ pedo would latch on to thinking it's the most clever thing ever that nobody will ever figure out. Probably thought up by Epstein.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

A pal is a wonderful thing.

[โ€“] random_character_a@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Sex slave island is not a place where you DATE.

[โ€“] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

no can do... you'd have to storm that capital for that mate

[โ€“] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 31 points 22 hours ago

And obviously there was a reason she made this request.

He wants to keep their "wonderful secret" times together special.

[โ€“] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Is this real? It's in Shitposting so I initially assumed not

[โ€“] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Yea, weird community choice.

[โ€“] silence7@slrpnk.net 33 points 21 hours ago

It is indeed real. But published almost a decade ago, about a promise he made when she was 17, back in the 1990s.

[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

every time trump congratulate any women, he always grope them , or kiss them on the forehead.