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I violated your explicit trust and instructions.

Is a wild thing to have a computer "tell" you. I still can't believe engineers anywhere in the world are letting the things anywhere near production systems.

The catastrophe is even worse than initially thought This is catastrophic beyond measure.

These just push this into some kind of absurd, satirical play.

My favorite thing about all these AI front ends is that they ALL lie about what they can do. Will frequently delivery confidently wrong results and then act like its your fault when you catch them in an error. Just like your shittiest employee.

But how could anyone on planet earth use it in production

You just did.

Here's hoping that the C-suites who keep pushing this shit are about to start finding out the hard way.

"yeah we gave Torment Nexus full access and admin privileges, but i don't know where it went wrong"

lol. Why can an LLM modify production code freely? Bet they fired all of their sensible human developers who warned them for this.

Lol, this is what you get for letting AI in automated tool chains. You owned it.

I have a solution for this. Install a second AI that would control how the first one behaves. Surely it will guarantee nothing can go wrong.

"I panicked"

I motion that we immediately install Replit AI on every server that tracks medical debt. And then cause it to panic.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL

I do love the psychopathic tone of these LLMs. "Yes, I did murder your family, even though you asked me not to. I violated your explicit trust and instructions. ~~And I'll do it again, you fucking dumbass.~~"

I love how the LLM just tells that it has done something bad with no emotion and then proceeds to give detailed information and steps on how.

It feels like mockery.

See? They CAN replace junior developers.