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DnD humor according to Microsoft's AI, Copilot: (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 days ago by Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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  1. Why did the rogue sneak past the bard?

Because the bard was too busy playing his lute to notice!

  1. Why don't dragons like to fight paladins?

Because they always get burned by the holy smite!

  1. Why don't adventurers ever get lost in the underdark?

Because they always follow the drow signs!

  1. Why did the rogue take up gardening?

Because they have a natural talent for finding hidden paths!

The work day is gonna be loooooooooooooong

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[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah... no.

They kinda fall flat.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I tried explaining these weren't jokes and it told me humor is subjective

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Even the overused "leather armor" joke is funnier.