Dad: "Say, Jim, now that you're in business for yourself I'd like to hire you to rebuild my deck."
Jim: "Sounds great, Dad! But call me Barry."
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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Fun fact, you can use whatever names you want. All names are made up. Your "legal name" is just what the government calls you, but you can ask other people to call you something else entirely. The same goes with pronouns.
A guy I used to work with went by the nickname of "Womble", his name was actually Raymond.
One day I was poking through work orders in our system and discovered that it also officially knew him as "Womble <last name>" and there was no sign of Raymond in there.
That's the thing: if he went by Womble at work then that was his name. The fact that the government called him Raymond doesn't make that his only name, they are both valid.
Our IT intake asks "is there another name you prefer to be known by" - and I have gone by my middle name since I was 12, so I told them, and they cheerfully complied.... on half the things in their system, the other half use my first name - things like the name under my picture during Teams calls. But, my e-mail address uses the middle name, so that's nice.
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Yeah, police background checks for your job work better when you give them a fake name 🧐
Background checks are big into "A.K.A." listings.
Joe, Joey, Joseph, Jar-Man...
Can confirm. I have a Rupert J Farnsworth III name, and no one calls me that.
My background check and extra check and mili check and squirrell check and all that? Steve Guppy aka Rupert J Farnsworth III is cool.
My bank readily accepts cheques addressed to my preferred name. Our IRS emulant has all that stuff. It was only 2 years ago my new employer mandated deadnames and it's been a constant struggle to bring their Plano/Delhi asses into line with anything modern. People say "Rupert! Bwahahaha" when it pops up.
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I need that report on my desk by 3pm, xX_pu$$y_de$tr0yer_Xx. Otherwise that promotion you've been working for might go to JoeMomma69.
We're at work, you can just call me "Big Tuna".
Severance
I think they covered pretty clearly why that was a bad idea.
It Kind of felt like deal with the devil. Sell a innocent version of yourself to hell and torture and profit over it.
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Sex workers: Am I joke to you?
Work/life separation is propaganda from the Capital class that wants Workers to each be uniform machine parts.
Some compartmentalization is fine, but don't forget to also be holistically you sometimes, and never substitute your employer's (or anyone else's) judgement for your own.
I'm totally over having a "professional self". I don't go around swearing as much at work but other than that I'm pretty much just being me. People still respect me and I don't feel as exhausted by masking every single day.
I'm also over corporate lingo and just call people/things out when they're overloaded with BS jargon. Its an accessibility issue and people need to learn to communicate in plain language.
I go by a different name at work and I do think it helps with the separation at times. Idk why people in this post are thinking it's weird to do this??? Do you all believe ppl at work are your friends? So many people must love their jobs I guess. lol
I am really sorry to hear that you haven't experienced an enjoyable workplace yet.
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Or even better, lets change society and work to something that just fits well together and where work is not slavery with extra steps.
Bwahahaha
Sounds a bit like Severance.
When I applied for a job at this company, my last interview was with "Joe". For everyone else I got the first and last name. And email addresses were also firstname.lastname@example.com. But not for Joe. Joe's was just joe@example.com.
Same company after I was hired. I got on at about the same time as Peter-Michael. Whom we all called Peter-Michael. Because he was introduced as Peter-Michael. A few months in he revealed that he's only Peter-Michael at work. Everyone else just calls him Peter. It just happened like that because he used his full name on his application and then went with it.
I know several people who go with their second name as their usual name when around friends. Either because they like it more or sometimes because the parents chose that order because secondname-firstname sounded weird.
I essentially do something similar.
My friends and family all call me "Ted". At work, people call me "Theodore".
One person at work asked me if I ever go by Ted and I had to tell them it's an easy way to know in which context someone knows me.
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An internet friend also has such a double name. But it shortens to J-P so his nickname for us became JP (spoken in english JayPe)
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If you go into porn that’s pretty much a prerequisite
Just imagine this in the James Bond world. "Jennifer? That's just my stage name. My real name is Pussy Galore."
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The idea reminds me of superheroes going by different names as superheroes than their personal names. Traditionally this is because of secret identities but in the MCU, most of the heroes don't have secret identities.
"Oh we're using our made up names. I'm Spiderman"
I'm reminded of someone at work who jokingly introduced himself as Nightwing. I genuinely cannot remember his real name.
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Why involve legal. Just go by a nickname at work and put that on your business contact.
This is like Minecraft YouTubers who go by their usernames in their videos, which is their job.
You just approached the Sovereign Citizen mindset from first principles.
Part of the reason cops and military use rank structure so they can simply address each other by rank instead of their gender or name and then go home and use their name and preferred gender pronouns there
Uh, what? When i was in we called each other by our first names if we were friends or last names if we were acquaintances. Hardly anyone used ranks unless you were being yelled at or had to report. I was in a combat arms unit so maybe its different for other types of units but i doubt it.
You never addressed your commissioned and warrants with rank? The hell kinda low discipline high morale unit were you in?
No I used, sir or mister or LT. Like I was supposed to.
Maybe like the Severance tv show
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