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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I gave up. I own my name as a domain.

So if my name was John Doe, as an example, my domain would be Johndoe.com and my email would be John@Johndoe (dot) com.

My name isn't John Doe.

Gmail is cool and all, but it's pretty sweet to have my custom domain name and email.

The domain I really want is just my last name, so I can be firstname@lastname (dot) com.

Unfortunately my last name isn't uncommon and the last time I checked, the squatters on the domain were asking like $3k usd for it.

All kind of nope on that.

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago

as cool as it is to have a gmail account from back then, I have an older lady in the US who just registers things against it, because we have the same first initial and last name. I found her on facebook and messaged her to tell to please stop using my email address, she still does it from time to time.

Its crazy that stuff like ebay will let you verify an account with a mobile number, but never verify the email address. I ended up moving her ebay account to an email address that I created, but I was tempted to buy a bunch of shit for her...

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

You could also get a private E-Mail address that doesn't scan all your mails to make money out of it. Google tries to enprison you in it's ecosystem by "facilitating" logins and so on. If you don't pay with money, you pay with your data.

mailbox.org posteo.net

Both are great alternatives for only a couple of bucks a month.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

This is a pet peeve of mine and I’m sorry to be taking it out on you.

Protecting your data is the biggest exercise in futility in the modern era. You are using Lemmy. I don’t care what services you pay for, someone has your data. They in turn sell it to a third party, who also sells it. The world has your data and paying money to hide your data from google is really stupid.

Unless you live in an outhouse in the woods with no internet, your data no longer belongs to you. Do you think your ISP doesn’t have your data and already sold it? Do you think your bank doesn’t have your data and already sold it? Let me guess you pay Generic VPN $10/month to protect your data. Oh you bought the Fairphone and paid extra for next day shipping so you could release your data from the clutches of google. Oh wait, you use Linux and personally hand picked every line of code so your data won’t ever be stolen.

Enough with the crap about protecting your data. It’s a scam and the money you spend every month on data protection is better spent on a fleshlight.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Huge vote for mailbox.org. They have calendars, contract lists, online storage, etc. I've been able to get rid of Google/gmail almost entirely from my phone.

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[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Yeah, I got my name when gmail was 'invite only' :/

It actually kinda sucks. At any given time I have between 3 and a zillion idiots around the globe who, for months or years on end, keep buying concert tickets, airline/vacation bookings, get job hits, legal firm or health-care notifications ... using my email (jbloggs@gmail.com) instead of (jbloggs999@gmail.com) or whatever variant they actually signed up for, since I got 'just my name' and they keep. forgetting. their. own. bloody. email.

And most of the time this shit is sent from a 'noreply@wherever.net' so I can't even tell them they have the wrong email address. Grrrrrrr.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I really hope that is not your real email

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joe Bloggs is the UK equivalent of Joe Shmoe, John Doe etc - a common placeholder name for the average person.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I never thought I'd meet the inventor of blogs!

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Same here. And the reasons you mention are exactly the reason I deleted that account a few years ago when I switched to Fastmail.

A couple of my friends are willing to put up with it, but always mention the volume of spam they deal with.

I've had my new email address for 6-odd years and only have one regular spam source - from a hack of an online shop - but as I used a username+shopname email alias for it, it's easy to detect and automatically handle.

Now I use Fastmail's "Masked Email" feature for each online account. When (not if) a site gets hacked, I just change the site to use a new masked address and block/delete the old one, and then it's useless to scammers/spammers.

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I made a gmail with my name like 2 years ago, I just have an uncommon name ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've tried using my name in email/accounts for decades and never got it. I have a name so common people think I'm making it up when I tell them. It also makes me not too worried about posting it online, because even if you knew it and my location you still probably couldn't find the right person.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Nice to meet you John Smith.

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 46 points 1 week ago
[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I own the domain for my last name (firstname@lastname.countrycode) and get people all the time insisting it can't be my real email. I also own a short domain based on my last name (like last.nm) which is very useful and techy people think it's pretty cool.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was there when it was invite only, child. They used to have an IM chat too.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Google still has a chat embedded in Gmail, but because Google is grotesquely incompetent they've never succeeded in making a good messaging service. I think they've had like 15, but they are too fucked up to just make one work.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/08/a-decade-and-a-half-of-instability-the-history-of-google-messaging-apps/

One of the things I bring up if someone says "we should run the government like a business"

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[–] deepus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Oh shit yeah! I remember begging a friend who got one to send me an invite. Didnt you only get like 3 invites to begin with or something?

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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sounds good until dozens of people around the world all use it as their email too. So many receipts and job applications. I have enough documents for an Australian with the same name as me, I could easily steal their identity. A 12 year old in England set up an Instagram with my email and I ended up with access to their full account. Also had some fun the time I was included in a maga family email chain.

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Same for me. The lack of email validation is ridiculous.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I got my Gmail account because someone gave me one of their early adopter invites LOL.

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[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

And here I am, with a firstname@lastname.de address, running my own mail server.

  • People sometimes act like this is pure magic
  • Some providers only allow popular mail services on signup (fuck those), so I had to set up a GMail address that just redirects to my actual one
  • My last name is really hard to spell, so it probably wasn't the best idea, since I always struggle communicating that address verbally

The pain of running this still beats having to deal with a free provider out there that either spams my inbox with their own BS or just skims through the data to serve me ads.

I’m using my custom domain email with a hosting service (mailbox.org). Hosting on my own was a pain in the ass and you also have to deal with spam filters not trusting you.

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And of course, gmail is the only email provider.

(/s)

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I have this and the other people with my name give it as their own email address all the time, apparently not understanding that you don’t get the address just for existing.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

That’s pretty good, for how bad it is.

I have a pretty old gmail address that’s fmlast@gmail, and several years ago there was a lady with fmlast12@gmail who kept leaving the numbers off. It wasn’t that bad though, and for one or two important things I replied to help.

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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

do you mean the holy grail of

firstname@gmail.com

or the slightly uncommon

firstnamelastname@gmail.com?

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I got firstnamelastname@gmail.com when gmail was still 'invite only'.

The one drawback to that is there is a General in the U.S. Army with my exact name who doesn't understand how email works and apparently gives out my email address as his. I wish I knew what his actual email address was so I could let people know what it is. I bet he's missing out on a lot of VA functions and barber appointments because he couldn't be assed to remember his actual email address.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

“Do not cite the deep magic to me…”

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When I was growing up, this was all fields.. gestures towards ocean

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Old Man Peabody owned all of this!

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I have a somewhat common word as my last name.

My first two initials are 'al', which means "to the" in Italian.

My email is al.lastname@gmail.com

I get Italian train ticket reservation info about twice a year.

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

First name guy right here. Bow before me, peasants!

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Tbf im the only person on the planet with my name. I think that’s pretty neat.

For context, I have a made up last name so I know everyone on earth with my family name

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

In my 40+ years alive, I've never met anyone with my first name, although I know they exist; a quick Google search shows me at least a handful of people who have it.

My last name is an Americanized spelling of a Danish pronunciation of a Norwegian farm name. There are very few people who have my exact last name, and every one I've ever spoken to has been a descendant of my ancestral family who immigrated to America a century and a half ago.

Combine the two, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on the planet with my specific name. I've never had a problem making accounts with my first.last name anywhere.

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[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When gmail was invite I got my name, my ex wife's and both my kid's. I also got a couple of regular words, for other uses. I get a ton of mail for other people with the same last name.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Kid taking my gmail address: how did they allow you to have a troll name for email address?

I was there when gmail was invented.

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