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submitted 3 days ago by genfood@feddit.org to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Oh god, he's gonna be a diplomat?? 😭

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Oh, it's a "he's handicapped" joke. Didn't get it at first because being able to use handicapped spaces isn't even close to being allowed to park wherever you want.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

...as long as it's at a cemetery.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The good news: He can park wherever he wants.

The bad news: His brainwaves reveal a specific pattern indicating he will grow up protecting the rich, monopolising violence, and may develop an unhealthy appetite for oppression. It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lol I came to the comments about to make a "Assigned Cop At Birth" joke

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sad that boomers are still being born

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

According to the Internet, anyone over 20 is a boomer.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fuck. i am a millennial boomer, hahahahah.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I’m a pterodactyl bone.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that last line saying the husband is going to leave the wife after hearing their kid was going to be a little shit?

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

ACAB

[–] _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

what is this type of meme called? need more of them.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Depends? The stock photo format is "you don't surf", but the style of joke is some kind of trope I don't remember off the top of my head.

[–] genfood@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago

A bit 🤏 dank

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

!youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The bad news; your son has cancer.

[–] genfood@feddit.org -1 points 2 days ago

Or a few chromosomes too much

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

Except for those stupid “mothers with child” spots at the grocery store