Oh god, he's gonna be a diplomat?? π
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Oh, it's a "he's handicapped" joke. Didn't get it at first because being able to use handicapped spaces isn't even close to being allowed to park wherever you want.
...as long as it's at a cemetery.
The good news: He can park wherever he wants.
The bad news: His brainwaves reveal a specific pattern indicating he will grow up protecting the rich, monopolising violence, and may develop an unhealthy appetite for oppression. Itβs possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.
Lol I came to the comments about to make a "Assigned Cop At Birth" joke
sad that boomers are still being born
According to the Internet, anyone over 20 is a boomer.
fuck. i am a millennial boomer, hahahahah.
Iβm a pterodactyl bone.
Is that last line saying the husband is going to leave the wife after hearing their kid was going to be a little shit?
Itβs possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.
ACAB
what is this type of meme called? need more of them.
Depends? The stock photo format is "you don't surf", but the style of joke is some kind of trope I don't remember off the top of my head.
A bit π€ dank
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The bad news; your son has cancer.
Or a few chromosomes too much
Except for those stupid βmothers with childβ spots at the grocery store