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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Tuna tartare

[–] waggz@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Beef Sausage Stick

[–] fullflyermokoko@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] hpucks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

But pussy isn't!

[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Found the Peruvian. 😅

[–] Greenbeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 2 days ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Cheddar sticks

Pasta Alfredo and gamersupps.

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Olive with feta

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I found the psychopath

[–] Laggindragon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You called ?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] krow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Homemade pork sausages

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 days ago

Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

[–] craigers@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What did the bad hamster do to you?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

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