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I've found myself confronted by a peculiar dilemma. Typically, my superior reasoning renders the need for counsel unnecessary. Yet, in this instance, I am perplexed.

My partner declared the day a “cleaning day.” This oppressive social construct which reinforces the fetishism of cleanliness is obviously problematic on its own, but it doesn't stop there. She handed me a brush, pictured, and departed, leaving me to dwell on what just happened.

Libman

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LIB MAN

Two words that betray the very essence of my identity; I am neither a “liberal” nor a “man." What to do? How would you retaliate?

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

Put on the maids outfit sub, you are lib man now pathetic

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

There’s no time to waste. Unleash the scrub mommy hexbears.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your partner is obviously on the payroll of the CIA. Shutdown any media that isn't household run, normalize relations with China, Cuba, and the DPRK in preparation for sanctions on your household, and begin surveillance on your pets and partner for counter-revolutionary activities.

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Final tip: If you dont have nukes. get nukes

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, shit. Yeah!

Can't believe I forgot that! picard

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

Your partner is subtly criticizing you for not reading enough theory.

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The worst form of oppression. I'm so sorry 😔

[–] IosephPravdovich@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She's surely jealous of my elitehood. She's embarrassed that she won't be a member of the vanguard like me

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Creating a brand called Commiewoman