I've found myself confronted by a peculiar dilemma. Typically, my superior reasoning renders the need for counsel unnecessary. Yet, in this instance, I am perplexed.
My partner declared the day a “cleaning day.” This oppressive social construct which reinforces the fetishism of cleanliness is obviously problematic on its own, but it doesn't stop there. She handed me a brush, pictured, and departed, leaving me to dwell on what just happened.
Libman
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LIB MAN
Two words that betray the very essence of my identity; I am neither a “liberal” nor a “man." What to do? How would you retaliate?
Your partner is obviously on the payroll of the CIA. Shutdown any media that isn't household run, normalize relations with China, Cuba, and the DPRK in preparation for sanctions on your household, and begin surveillance on your pets and partner for counter-revolutionary activities.
Final tip: If you dont have nukes. get nukes
Oh, shit. Yeah!
Can't believe I forgot that!