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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 38 points 22 hours ago

The fact that somehow Big Bird and friends were a threat of any sort to society should tell you what kind of asshole they chose to be. Social media platforms like twatter and meta justify in their minds their assholery. Sesame Street didn't stand a chance against the onslaught of digital dipshit soapboxes.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 254 points 1 day ago (9 children)

it was always "woke"

it should be woke

woke is a GOOD thing, and anyone who says otherwise is a sack of shit and should be ashamed

sincerely,
woke AF woke person who is woke

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Woke, Anti fascist are bad words now. Sounds like a famous book I read.

[–] choco_crispies@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (10 children)

Where the fuck is carburetor?

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Woke is literally just the opposite of ignorant

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)


Not used widely enough with that intent yet, though.

It might even end up being in the dictionary as "Something that you don't like", instead :P

Happier times, when it was just the past tense for "wake".

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[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I never got how it was 'bad' to be woke but at the same time we should 'wake up sheeple'.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh and drugs is mental health.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Medication can be an important part of mental healthcare for many people.

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Well, sheeple are the ancient eneny, so you must wake them from the dream that is the world without waking yourself or those you love.

I dont get how you dont understand this.

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[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In England, before 'woke' and 'snowflake' was a saying, people used to say 'it's PC gone mad'.

Sincerely, someone whose PC went mad.

[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tried fixing your PC by installing Linux?

[–] em2@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Conservatives essentially believe that liberals are all the PC Principal from South Park.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Honestly even the over-the-top caricature that he is is still well-meaning and mostly decent, just zealous. Like literally even their worst case boogyman version is... Mostly fine?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And cannot tell the difference between a peak neoliberal shitlib, an anarchist, or a stalinist

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly. Like, what are TV suppose to teach? Don't fraternise with black people? Men should always be dominant over women? Empathy is bad? Christianity is the one and only true religion and Muslims should be deported?

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

butterfly in the sky!

you grew up to be a piece of shit.

just take a look.

it's in a book,

that you banned.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Oh man, I really want to hear star trek reading guy sing this.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By the way back then you didn't have influencers and youtubers telling you what to think, and there were no 6 hours video assay telling you how bad the lastest disney movie (because no other animated movie is worth discussing) is. Honestly back then we either turned on the tv or pop in some vhs or later on dvd and be happy about it. I know it's wild to think but we didn't have internt with us all time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

We didn't have the youtubers or Instagram thots; but we sure had influencers in the form of "talking heads" on television and radio.

See: Rush Limbaugh (the Alex Jones of my youth)

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Where is he burried? I need to visit that latrine.

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[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There's something more insidious about these new talking heads tho.

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[–] loomy@lemy.lol 15 points 1 day ago

not a shitpost

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[George Takei voice:] Oh, my!

MAGAts would be having full-on meltdowns over those names alone!

[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank goodness we're told how to think all the right thoughts 24/7 now.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

somehow I don't think defending a free public education program from Maga shit is the same thing as being woke-scolded

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -3 points 22 hours ago

It's the same. And that's why woke-scolding is nothing worth complaining about. Big ado about nothing.

[–] griff@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

somebody likes me!

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