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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

Jokes on them. I have always been awake.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 26 points 12 hours ago

The fact that somehow Big Bird and friends were a threat of any sort to society should tell you what kind of asshole they chose to be. Social media platforms like twatter and meta justify in their minds their assholery. Sesame Street didn't stand a chance against the onslaught of digital dipshit soapboxes.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 235 points 1 day ago (15 children)

it was always "woke"

it should be woke

woke is a GOOD thing, and anyone who says otherwise is a sack of shit and should be ashamed

sincerely,
woke AF woke person who is woke

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world -2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

For someone who’s so “woke” you’re really societally unaware. But I guess that might be the point….

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

For someone who's so "societally aware", you're really a sack of shit. But I guess that might be the point...

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

you’re really societally unaware

please, enlighten me

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world -4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It’s real simple: woke has a negative connotation for a reason. I won’t deny that the context is complex, but if you think most people react positively to the phrase, you’re living under a rock.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

"Woke" is a term bigots and racists took over to use to hate on "tolerance" without saying they hate "tolerance". Take it back.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

woke has a negative connotation for a reason

yea, because right wing propaganda has turned it into a pejorative.

i don't know how i gave the impression that i give a fuck what maga thinks. but i don't.

if you think most people react positively to the phrase

where did i say or imply that? you're making assumptions based on what you feel, and those assumptions are wrong

again, woke is a GOOD thing, and anyone who says otherwise is a sack of shit and should be ashamed

[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 1 points 11 minutes ago

Well there's a progressive attitude. I imagine a rainbow swastika.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Woke, Anti fascist are bad words now. Sounds like a famous book I read.

[–] choco_crispies@lemmy.ml 37 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Where the fuck is carburetor?

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago

It became woke so was removed

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hidden by the valve cover, intake is on the far side, note the spark plugs on this side. Air cleaner has been removed. It's a straight-4.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta love that the battery is the same size as most of the visible engine.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yup, and you had to regularly check the water level in it.

The car is probably something like a Chevy II.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

All whopping 90 hp of it. My first car was 85 hp, so I had to admire the 90 hp Chevy II.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

😁 Those dinky little engines were tough, run forever.

Mine was a chevy pickup with the Straight-6 and three on the tree.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 61 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Woke is literally just the opposite of ignorant

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Woke = Enlightened

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[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 43 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I never got how it was 'bad' to be woke but at the same time we should 'wake up sheeple'.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 34 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

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[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In England, before 'woke' and 'snowflake' was a saying, people used to say 'it's PC gone mad'.

Sincerely, someone whose PC went mad.

[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 44 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried fixing your PC by installing Linux?

[–] em2@lemmy.ml 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Linus is.

This link has the transcript for the image above, but here's a key point:

And dammit, if that all makes me “woke”, then I think anybody who uses that word as a pejorative is a f*cking disgrace to the human race. So please just unfollow me right now.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Conservatives essentially believe that liberals are all the PC Principal from South Park.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Honestly even the over-the-top caricature that he is is still well-meaning and mostly decent, just zealous. Like literally even their worst case boogyman version is... Mostly fine?

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Exactly. Like, what are TV suppose to teach? Don't fraternise with black people? Men should always be dominant over women? Empathy is bad? Christianity is the one and only true religion and Muslims should be deported?

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[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 33 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

By the way back then you didn't have influencers and youtubers telling you what to think, and there were no 6 hours video assay telling you how bad the lastest disney movie (because no other animated movie is worth discussing) is. Honestly back then we either turned on the tv or pop in some vhs or later on dvd and be happy about it. I know it's wild to think but we didn't have internt with us all time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

We didn't have the youtubers or Instagram thots; but we sure had influencers in the form of "talking heads" on television and radio.

See: Rush Limbaugh (the Alex Jones of my youth)

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Where is he burried? I need to visit that latrine.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/GxGrPfQgBVaNVsBR9?g_st=ipc

I left a Google review on there a while ago. I am from his home town of Cape Girardeau and he can suck my balls.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

Have you used that public latrine?

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

There's something more insidious about these new talking heads tho.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 58 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

butterfly in the sky!

you grew up to be a piece of shit.

just take a look.

it's in a book,

that you banned.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Oh man, I really want to hear star trek reading guy sing this.

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[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Thank goodness we're told how to think all the right thoughts 24/7 now.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

somehow I don't think defending a free public education program from Maga shit is the same thing as being woke-scolded

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