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I don't know the context. The Bluesky post merely said...

This is insane.

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[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

OP said wrong answers only.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Nice argument. However I've already depicted you as the seething Jordan Peterson and me as the smug Piers Morgan

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

DON'T DRINK FROM MY HOMER SIMPSON MUG PLEASE NO IT'S MY SPECIAL MUG NOOOOOO STOOOOPPPPP

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

He's drinking apple cider and Jordan Peterson caught a whiff of it through video link.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

What a lovely shade of gammon

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] dead@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

The screenshot is kind of real. This video is Piers Morgan Show in April. The screenshot has 2 different frames edited together. Piers morgan sips from the mug at 10 minutes into the video. Jordan Peterson starts crying at 50 minutes into the video.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Honestly same question

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stop saying I sound like kermit

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dragons ARE real, Piers! Tigers are dragons! COVID-19 is a dragon! Komodo dragons are dragons!!!

kermit-painspeech-l

[–] context@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

up-yours-woke-moralists imagine dragons? actual dragons!

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The thing about benzodiazepines is that they make it easier to deal with chaos. But the chaos people, remember when I told you women are chaos people, piers? The chaos people don't want that, so they make you stop using them.

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

CAN YOU SEE THE POWERS THE RED MEAT AND BENZOS HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME PIERS? SOON I WILL TRANSCEND REALITY ALTOGETHER

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that "turning red turns you dead" and failing (he's been at it for 35 minutes)

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Here! Try this red-face juice, Piers! It's working wonders on me! I'm 3 entire shades redder than I was before!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

oof owie my capillaries

[–] D61@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

"Don't! That's my mug!"

"What're you gonna do about it?

"MOM!!! HE'S DRINKING OUT OF MY MUG!"

"DON'T DRINK FROM THE SIMPSONS MUG IT WILL TURN YOU RED"
"Really? I gotta try it real quick"

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The guy on the right is about to explode

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But they're both on the right susie-nudge

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Oh, you’re “on the right”?

How about you try BEING right for once? smuglord

Remember me, your neighborhood crossroad demon? You signed a contract and I made you a celebrity idiot on TV. The papers are coming due soon and your rotted, corrupt soul will be mine.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Mom told you it was my turn to play with the Nintendo, but nooo, instead you kept playing my turn! And now the Nintendo is gone and I never had my turn!!!

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

"Piers, you woke moralist, stop drinking your tea and come help me! The chaos dragons have pulled my tie too tight, Piers! I'm choking to death!"

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

The two allotropes of phosphorus

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

that's red turning juice! Oof ouch owie skin

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Turning Red (2022)

Jorpy bear maces himself to prove that nofap gives superhuman powers beyond the comprehension of any feeeeemoid (quark) chaos dragon. Antics ensue.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

When you’re in the country club and bro takes the last cup of baby blood. (This is a joke, feds.)

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Bernie Sanders CNN red filter

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)